Teach Kaycee how to cook eggs!, Fellow non-cookers, join me. Options

[HakunaMatata]

I searched, nothing came up. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, please. (:

Okay, I really do know that you can cook eggs, hard-boiled, scrambled, etc. buuut I can't do it. Just can't. I can't cook for silly. At all. It's impossible.

Get the point? Yes, I cannot cook: the best I've done is turn on the rice cooker. Score. To. Me.

Any others who plan on eating out or letting someone else do the cooking for the rest of your life?

[letsgoxdisco]

i loveee making scrambled eggs but i don't really like to eat them. but here is how i make them:

you need:
1 egg
milk
salt
pepper
butter
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bowl
non-stick pan
spatula
a fork

how to:

1. crack the egg and put it in the bowl

2. using your fork, whip the egg (i guess that is how you would say it)

3. add like two teaspoons of milk, continue to beat

4. add salt and pepper

5. have your pan on like 4 or 5 and hot

6. put butter (or PAM) on it

7. slowly poor the egg into the pan.

8. before it cooks too much, using your spatula, get all your egg in the center of the pan.

9. wait and flip it over

10. let both sides cook.

TA-DA

p.s. don't ever leafve the stove incase you over cook the egg.

i suck @ instructions.