Perfect Closet Romance? Options

[lKVNiiKINKYl]

For privacy reasons, I am going to be using letters for people. A = Me because I'm always so perfect (haha just kidding) B = my friend C = her friend who I met and is now is my friend
Got it?

So C just started working with A and B and A (which is me) has a crush on C. *BY THE WAY, A is GAY - B is a woman - C is the one I'm deciding on* B and C have been friends for a while and the other day they were drinking together and she was talking about work and since I'm a perky person, I introduced myself because he was a def. cutie. B was like, so C, what do you think of work? And mind you they are both hardcore drunk, C told B that he would "definatley go gay for A". So A (again that's me for the people who haven't caught on) is like, OHH I hope he is because I have a hugeeee crush on him and there are seriously not many people in my area that swing my way so it is like nearly impossible (we are all 17 seniors in HS, B+C go to school together and I go to a diffrent school). But yeah, we work together one day and I am totally attempting to flirt (very poorly) and I end up asking if he wants to go on break together. Most supposed straight guys would be like....uh....sure? but he was just like yeah okay so at that point I'm thinking he's either straight and reallly secure or maybe he slightly is. So we go on break together and we start asking each other a lot of questions, and we talked a lot more than while we were working so maybe he was waiting to get away from people we know. He's like I'm tired, and I am like why? So he's like oh I was at a party last night and I didn't get back until like 5:30 this morning. We get back to work and the rest of the day is normal. A calls B up (I really don't know why I'm referring to myself as A) and is like, OMGGG SO LIKE WE WENT ON BREAK TOGETHER and I tell her my love at first sight sob story. And she tells me he was at her house last night and she had her shirt off and they were making out but she didn't feel anything and he really wasn't "aroused". She also told me he didn't have a girlfriend for like the past four years and so a part of me is really hoping that he happens to be gay also because that would be perfect, but I know I am most likely dreaming. He seems very hetero and the only reason I'm kind of thinking about whether he is or not is because of what he said to B and the fact that I, for the first time, have a real crush and it's not just a "oh he's cute, I'd probably do him or date him" kind of thing. It's like a real crush, and with me that doesn't happy very often.
Opinions?

[*Uronacid*]

This was confusing... I hope this is what you meant..

Alright, so... You are friends with this chick who's friend is a guy that you're hoping is gay because you have a crush on him. You all work together, goto the same highschool together, and are seventeen years of age. You have heard this guy say a few questionable things that lead you to assume that he is gay and went on a nice work-break together where you subtly flirted with him. You then called your friend (who is a girl) to gossip about the romantic break you had with your crush. She listened, but after you informed her she proceeded to inform you that he had made out with her while she was topless just the other day.

What do I think:

I think that you're jumping to conclusions. My friends act like they are homosexuals as a joke all the time. Not only that, we go on break together without saying, "Uh... ok..." When I asked Jeremy to go on break with me just the other day he replied, "Yeah sure dude, just call me when you go on break and I'll be right there!"

I think that you need to either ask him if he's gay, or wait until he gives you the "high" sign (wait until he tells you). One thing I do know is that many people aren't very accepting to gay people coming on to them. You may want to wait until you know before coming to conclusions and wasting your time fantasizing about this individual. You may just end up disappointing yourself. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

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P.S. My father says, "Ask him to hold out his wrist, and if he holds out his wrist and it's limp then he is a "limp-wrister". This is a sure sign that he is "your kind of guy"...." Haha, I love my Dad.. xD