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Jun 6 2004, 03:41 PM
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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much money do you make in an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much money do you make in an hour?" pleaded the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed down." Looking up, he asked, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00, please?" The father was furious. "If the only reason you want to know how much money I make just so you can borrow some money to buy some silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and I don't have time for such childish games." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. May be there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep son?" he asked, "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at the man. "Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $20.00 now... Can I buy an hour of your time?"
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Jun 8 2004, 01:35 AM
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this is a nice story...
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faithin_felix 20 dollars Jun 6 2004, 03:41 PM
177emories awwws thats so sweet of the boy. Jun 6 2004, 03:44 PM
Ginachan aaaaaaww........ that's so sweet! Jun 6 2004, 03:47 PM
dani41790 awwwwwww thats soooo sweet and cute Jun 6 2004, 04:06 PM
Chidori cute Jun 6 2004, 04:26 PM
lozerface87 awww so cute! Jun 6 2004, 04:30 PM
cleec ohh that is adorable! where did you find that?... Jun 6 2004, 08:26 PM
JessJR1022 awww, that's sooo cute, but kinda sad that he ... Jun 6 2004, 08:30 PM
ComradeRed That's not funny... kinda sad actually. Jun 6 2004, 08:45 PM
GinaDaQueen Yeah, not really humorous but such an "insigh... Jun 6 2004, 09:31 PM
TiNaBaBY074 aww thats cute.. Jun 8 2004, 02:22 AM
PAPAHSMuRF how cutee . . . Jun 9 2004, 08:08 PM
faithin_felix maybe i shouldn't of posted in humor section e... Jun 9 2004, 08:23 PM
easilyxamusedx um.
i think it's sad. Jun 9 2004, 08:32 PM
mai_z awwwww that's so sweet Jun 9 2004, 09:08 PM
xjjajeengx aww thasss sooo sad...
the dad deprived the son ... Jun 9 2004, 09:43 PM
xislandxstylex awww.how cute! Jun 9 2004, 10:30 PM
Ladii_D1809 Its cute but the idea is really sad cause its sayi... Jun 10 2004, 08:33 AM
Beyond Elite debydat debowas dembobeyasweet
>>>>... Jun 11 2004, 05:04 PM
01-supergirl Aww thats a cute/sweet story =) Jun 11 2004, 10:02 PM
shawty_redd awww thats a cute story Jun 12 2004, 07:08 PM
sadolakced acid how many replies don't have awww, sweet, or cu... Jun 13 2004, 12:08 AM
CEP Hehe. Aww.
Whoa, that's really cool of the kid... Jun 13 2004, 12:13 AM
AngelicEyz00 aww, that's so sweet... kinda sad for some rea... Jun 13 2004, 01:01 AM
islandkiss aw. that's.. so... sad. Jun 14 2004, 07:11 PM
kirbymuixo That's really sweet but sad since the son had ... Jun 14 2004, 09:27 PM
conster aww that is soooo sweet!!! that is SO ... Jun 14 2004, 10:38 PM
177emories QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 6 2004, 9:45 PM)That... Jun 15 2004, 01:06 AM
thisisarcycledsn awws cuteeeee! Jul 7 2004, 02:21 PM
joanna0304 aww that's so sweet Jul 7 2004, 03:46 PM
v@por QUOTE(easilyxamusedx @ Jun 9 2004, 8:32 PM)um... Jul 7 2004, 11:15 PM
EmeraldKnight Aww.. that is sad.. Jul 7 2004, 11:18 PM![]() ![]() |