So I was reading threads in The Lounge today Options

[*mipadi*]

In an unprecedented move, my university canceled classes today, so I came to chill at CreateBlog a bit. I started reading some of the threads in The Lounge, and I noticed that almost all of them open with a potentially interesting story, then culminate in some lame question related tangentially to the story. Following this initial post is a long list of stupid one-phrase answers to these questions.

So my question is, are you the kind of person who can just post something interesting and leave it at that, or do you feel a need to follow up every anecdote with a solicitation for the egocentric thoughts of the readers?

[*kryogenix*]

I f**king hate cB now. It's completely full of 13 year old girls whose interests include puppies, gilmore girls and grey's anatomy. It f**king ses me off because I have an account here, and I'm slowly realizing that cB is not the place for people whose IQ's have three digits and are capable of writing whole paragraphs without any abbreviations, spelling errors or emoticons. then they come and leave comments on my site like "you seem really nice, and I think being gay is OK. maybe we could be xanga buddies and like leave eachother comments." this is the sort of thing that makes me want to shoot myself, but I don't say anything on my blog because I'm desperate for the validation of readership, any readership.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people misspell the simplest of words. I'm talking about things like "alot", or "masterbate", or even mixing up "their", "there", and "they're".

I also hate when people type in big long sentences without any sort of punctuation or capitalization whatsoever and just keep going and going and dont add paragraphs and just keep typing in one big long continuous sentence like this its so stupid i just want to punch them in the face

I also hate whenever someone makes a mistake, and I correct them, they say "whatever". Whatever yourself you dumbf**k, I'm just trying to help you. But if you want to come off as being completely ignorant and unintelligent in front of other people, then go right ahead.

I also hate teenies and emos. I really can't tell which is worse.

On the one hand, teenies are so f**king annoying because they always type "lol" at the end of every sentence, and type stupid things like "luv u lotz *MWAH*" and have gross misspellings (see above) and whatnot. They also have ridiculous nonsensical MSN names.

On the other hand, emos are pretty bad too, because all they talk about is how they're so alone, they have no friends, wah wah wah, "nobody understands what it's like", an listen to bullshit music like Simple Plan and Taking Back Sunday. They too have very long MSN names, usually quoting the lyrics from some pathetic emo song, which talks about dying alone or some shit like that. GIMME A f**kin' BREAK. If you're that depressed, stop bitching about it to everyone, go to the convenience store, buy a box cutter, and slit yer goddamn wrists already. Nobody wants to hear about your problems. I have a problem with a lot of people. Especially the ones who think they run this join. Specifically, there are a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

ps this post was a joke