First, I'd like to thank God for everything he's given me. |
First, I'd like to thank God for everything he's given me. |
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If another mod feels this belongs in Entertainment, by all means please move it. (:
If you won a Grammy or an Oscar, how would your acceptance speech go? I would totally try to beat Mary G. Blige's record of 55 names, but I'd doubt I'd have the guts to do say it that fast and talk during the music. ![]() |
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![]() Yawn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 ![]() |
Dude, i'd FREAK if I got an Oscar.
Probably float up to where the stage was, and be handed the Oscar. Smile, and look out onto all the people and lean into the mic and say the first stupid thing on my mind such as, "wow, this is heavier then it looks" [hoists oscar up a bit higher in arms]. Something around the lines of, "wow, so I wasn't expecting this at all. And especially going up against so many wonderful actresses, I mean, this is just amazing. First, I would like to thank God, he got me here in the first place. Then my mother, my best friend - elliott, my first director, all those people that believed in me, and of course my agent, and thank you for everyone on the committee [i would have no idea what i was talking about at this point], and thanks a million to [insert husband/boyfriends name], you are amazing, and i love you. And thank you to everyone out there! And is that the music? oh, ok. . . " [drift offstage in the wrong direction. be politely nudged to the opposite side of the stage by a 6'0 blonde in a skimpy dress.] |
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