Whats the worst sexual experience you have ever had?, :] Options

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Well go for it!

Mine is probably when I was eating my ex girlfriend out, and she spazzed out and kicked me in the face. It hurt really bad... she was relentless, and she kicked me as hard and she could... I don't know if I did something good or bad, but it was all bad for me...

[Kontroll]

OH YEAH! OH YEAHHHHH!

Well, my worst sexual experience took place when I was about fifteen or sixteen. The night before the experience I was talking to a friend of the sexual beast who I'd end up with the next day. The girls name was Chong and she was Asian. I have to tell you she was smokin' hot. She was sending me naked pictures and and she even sent me a video where she flashed the camera. I was like 'Yesss!' My friend Sean was asleep and I didn't plan on showing him these pictures to further better my chances of landing this fine ass girl.

The Next Day...
We head over to his friend Caitlyns house and there they are. The sexy ass asian girl Chong, and the 'Sexual Beast.' We go into her basement and start taking shots of vodka. It was the first time I had really drank before and I got drunk. It was awsome. I vouche for any person who says that girls look so much better when you're drunk.

We go on her porch and jump in the pool. We're all drunk at this point. My friend Sean says to me 'Dude, I can see her bush!' Not only did she not have a bush, but she has her underwear on, so I was pretty much just going along with him just to keep everything going smooth. When we get out of the pool Chong turns to me and asks me if I want to make out. I was like, 'YES!' So, we're making out and she stops and starts making out with Sean. The 'Sexual Beast' yells out, 'What about me?' I'm the kind of guy that will help out some one in her situation so as the nice guy that I am I started making out with her. I see in the corner of my eye Chong has her pants off and is running around in a white thong. I was like, 'DAMNIT! DAMN YOU SEAN!'

Now, we're in the basement and Sean and Chong are getting pretty nasty. She's got her clothes off and here I am with Caitlyn. So, about ten minutes later, she asks me, 'Can I give you head?' I was thinking to myself, 'I really wish you weren't even touching me.' Then I said, 'Yes.' I don't know what I was thinking.

So, this whole ordeal ended about a half hour later, and I got to leave. My mom came to pick me up and was like, 'What's that smell?' My eyes immediately opened as wide as they could. 'I'm like I don't know.' She's like, 'It smells like calogne.' I was like, 'Oh, yeah I put on some of Sean's calogne.' And my heart was racing the whole way home.

The people at her school dubbed her Quasimoto. For good reason. She's got a feckin' beak if I ever saw one.
Caitlyn. HAHA.

I know it was bad story telling, but I want you guys to experience my pain. And to let you know....My brothers found out and they got me a shirt that says...'I <3 FAT CHICKS' Now, you know where my icon came from. haha.