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 Jan 28 2007, 10:53 PM
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THIS IS A SATIRE,
READ IT WITH SARCASM. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT SATIRE OR SARCASM IS, THEN JUST IGNORE THIS! Also, I searched for this topic, but I didn't really see anything come up.. so if this is a repost, sorry! QUOTE 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. This is in SUPPORT of gay marriage, not NO gay marriage. |
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QUOTE 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. gosh i hang out with so many tall people.. and most of them over 6 feet.. i'm only 5'3, dam i wish that was true. |
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mishyerr Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong Jan 28 2007, 10:53 PM
Girthy QUOTEGay marriage will encourage people to be gay,... Jan 28 2007, 11:00 PM ?Melina? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!... Jan 28 2007, 11:16 PM priyas QUOTE2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be g... Jan 28 2007, 11:41 PM Cujiine Number two... hehe if that was true(I know it... Jan 29 2007, 10:01 AM xMyStIcShAd0wSx Okay...
I don't like any of them because I fi... Jan 29 2007, 10:06 AM
Uronacid QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Jan 29 2007, 10:0... Jan 29 2007, 11:31 AM mipadi RE: Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong Jan 29 2007, 12:24 PM capricorn826 haha. this made me laugh since there are stupid pe... Jan 29 2007, 12:37 PM Uronacid QUOTE(capricorn826 @ Jan 29 2007, 12:37 P... Jan 29 2007, 01:22 PM a painefull euphoria QUOTEGay marriage will encourage people to be gay,... Jan 29 2007, 01:30 PM icecreamisyummy this is funny Jan 29 2007, 03:31 PM incoherent i agree with what you're saying about gay marr... Jan 29 2007, 04:11 PM StanleyThePanda QUOTE(incoherent @ Jan 29 2007, 5:11 PM) ... Apr 5 2007, 01:22 PM stephinika Haha I remember when you posted this on myspace Mi... Jan 29 2007, 04:12 PM Spiritual Winged Aura HAHA. WHOEVER POSTED THAT IS HILARIOUS! AND, A... Jan 29 2007, 04:17 PM mishyerr ...
THIS IS A SATIRE!
IT IS NOT FOR REAL. you... Jan 29 2007, 05:18 PM Broken wonderwall QUOTE2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be g... Jan 30 2007, 12:35 PM My Cinderella. QUOTE10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the doo... Jan 30 2007, 11:34 PM SimplicityGirl HAHAHHAHA nice list =) Apr 6 2007, 05:56 PM xxamandajanexx LMAO!
That was the best thing ever
QUOTE5... Apr 9 2007, 08:12 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay child... Apr 16 2007, 09:06 PM phoenixpyre i love this...
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