Whats the worst sexual experience you have ever had?, :] |
| *Uronacid* |
 Jan 19 2007, 02:44 PM
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Well go for it!
Mine is probably when I was eating my ex girlfriend out, and she spazzed out and kicked me in the face. It hurt really bad... she was relentless, and she kicked me as hard and she could... I don't know if I did something good or bad, but it was all bad for me... |
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| *kryogenix* |
Feb 1 2007, 09:25 PM
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9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway. |
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Uronacid Whats the worst sexual experience you have ever had? Jan 19 2007, 02:44 PM
kalhan woah... kicked you? your girlfriend must be very f... Jan 19 2007, 03:24 PM
Uronacid QUOTE(kalhan @ Jan 19 2007, 3:24 PM) woa... Jan 19 2007, 04:59 PM a painefull euphoria advice to guys-trim your god damn nails before you... Jan 19 2007, 05:19 PM mono_logue still a virgin Jan 19 2007, 07:42 PM No Fear She wasn't that uh.....tight, but a few months... Jan 20 2007, 04:09 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jan 19 2007, 3:44 PM) We... Jan 21 2007, 03:10 AM icy_wonderland ^ Jan 21 2007, 07:34 AM sofakinglazy So shes hella riding me right, then I try to donke... Jan 21 2007, 01:54 PM mango.peach QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Jan 21 2007, 12:54 P... Jan 21 2007, 03:44 PM a painefull euphoria ^hahah wtf.
guys have the weirdest experiences ev... Jan 21 2007, 02:35 PM Chessboxxa 101 QUOTE(Chessboxxa 101 @ Jan 13 2007, 3:19 ... Jan 21 2007, 05:20 PM slammin shelby QUOTE(Chessboxxa 101 @ Jan 21 2007, 5:20 ... Jan 21 2007, 06:31 PM thanhmai QUOTE(slammin shelby @ Jan 21 2007, 5:31 ... Jan 21 2007, 08:29 PM Seraphim9 QUOTE(thanhmai @ Jan 21 2007, 9:29 PM) I ... Apr 8 2007, 05:07 PM Mr. Slowjamz before you go out with any girl who has braces . y... Jan 21 2007, 10:15 PM Endless_Symphony ^ew?
that... was just so weird...reading it...hah... Jan 21 2007, 11:26 PM BrandonSaunders I believe that if you are going to do something, b... Jan 22 2007, 02:16 AM WHIMSICAL 0NE QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 22 2007, 1:16... Feb 1 2007, 07:09 PM Mr. Slowjamz QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Feb 1 2007, 7:09 PM... Feb 1 2007, 09:13 PM Angelina Taylor Well.. mine haven't been so bad, but.. a few w... Jan 22 2007, 10:22 AM a painefull euphoria ^yes boys. nipple chewers are frowned upon . Jan 27 2007, 11:40 AM Chessboxxa 101 Eating a girl out and her squirting all over your ... Feb 1 2007, 12:59 PM Claudel QUOTE(Chessboxxa 101 @ Feb 1 2007, 7:59 P... Feb 1 2007, 01:58 PM a painefull euphoria QUOTEEating a girl out and her squirting all over ... Feb 1 2007, 06:10 PM Uronacid QUOTE(kryogenix @ Feb 1 2007, 9:25 PM) 9t... Feb 2 2007, 01:51 AM mocassinsx29 QUOTE(kryogenix @ Feb 1 2007, 9:25 PM) 9t... Feb 22 2007, 11:08 PM American Eyeliner QUOTE(kryogenix @ Feb 1 2007, 10:25 PM) 9... Apr 1 2007, 08:58 AM Seraphim9 QUOTE(kryogenix @ Feb 1 2007, 10:25 PM) 9... Apr 8 2007, 05:19 PM icy_wonderland What the hell James, that's scary. Apr 9 2007, 06:19 AM JakeKKing OH YEAH! OH YEAHHHHH!
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