Very Irritated, >.< Options

[cori-catastrophe]

So pretty much, on Monday morning everything was fine until I got into first period. A chick who everyone hates decided to get her hair cut exactally like mine. See, my hair is like my trademark I guess you could say. I live in a small town & everyone's hair is pretty much plain. But of course, me being me, is different. Anyways, it really pissed me off so I am looking for an amazing comeback. I am willing to try pretty much anything exept shaving it or a mohawk or something like that. I can't have any "unatural hair colors", otherwise I'll get kicked out of school. But neon red, blonde-ish white, ect. is not considered unatural because I've had both. I can't do anything MAJOR right now, because my hair has been dyed black & bleached & dyed almost white in the front so if I put anything else it in my hair will "burn up". But my hair grows fast & as soon as the blonde grows out, I'll be set. My hair is very thick, so I hate long hair because it is poofy, even if I striaghten it, layer it, ect.
Below are pictures of my current hair so you can gat a look of how it is. Basically, the girl got hers cut exactally the same, just not dyed. So any help would be appriciated. Thanks.
[edit]By the way, the blonde is grown out way more now than in these pictures. These were taken a while ago.

[sprezzatura]

That reminds me of my friend, but it's not about hair.
She saw my friend A had this checkerboard Jansport backpack, she bought the same backpack a week later.
She saw my friend B had this hoodie, she bought it too and showed it to friend B "LOOK! I HAVE THE SAME JACKET AS YOU!" Then my friend was so pissed off.

I HATE COPYCATS LIKE THAT.