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 Jan 20 2007, 05:34 PM
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I searched and didn't find any topic with this joke already, so hopefully some of you guys haven't heard it yet.
There was once a girl with no arms and no legs lying on a beach. One day, a guy was walking on the beach and saw her crying. "Why are you crying?" he asked her. "Because I've never been hugged before," she said. He felt bad, so he picked her up, hugged her, and put her back down. The next day he was walking on the beach and saw her crying again. "Why are you crying?" he asked her. "Because I've never been kissed before," she said. He felt bad, so he bent down and kissed her. Then the next day he was walking on the beach and saw her crying again. "Why are you crying?" he asked her. "Because I've never been screwed before," she said. So he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and said: "Well you're screwed now." |
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Jan 20 2007, 11:40 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
so..that joke was stupid.
 but then again i've heard it before so it wasn't as funny. |
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MiSSxMELON The girl with no arms or legs Jan 20 2007, 05:34 PM
mango.peach AH HAHAHAHAHA!!! Jan 20 2007, 10:33 PM xoxo_koala_kisses_ Hahah, odd... Jan 20 2007, 11:17 PM icy_wonderland Sucks. The girl is so pathetic in a way.. Jan 20 2007, 11:25 PM
MiSSxMELON QUOTE(UHH @ Jan 21 2007, 12:40 AM) so..th... Jan 21 2007, 12:43 AM tic tac. I remember that joke.. It seemed so much more funn... Jan 20 2007, 11:47 PM |
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