I just want to..gahh.. Options

[*a painefull euphoria*]

Ok heres my bitch fit.

So Tuesday i was outside in the cold for a long time because i got locked out of my house....again so i had to wait 2 hours outside for my boyfriend [who lives with me] to come and bring me the keys.So i come inside to warm up and i started to sniff alot, whichmy boyfriend thought was extreamly amusing so he decides to call me "Sniffles" for the rest of the day.

yesterday i get several messages on my myspace saying "hey SNIFFLES"

and im like "wtf??".and i look at my home page and it seems that my boyfriend took the extra step as to changing my display name. .

now this morning we went out to breakfast like always and he instead of his usual "darling" or "chinadoll" he starts calling me....yeah SNIFFLES!! So of course i told him..."i dont like that name." and he replys "its cute." so now im sniffles and I HATE IT.

I swear to god. if he calls me "sniffles" durring a intimate moment im going to lock him out of the house and wait till he gets the sniffles and the I call him sniffles. so he can see how it feels

So to make a point.
Have you ever had a nickname that degrades you/embarrasses you or you really hate it that someone either your boyfriend/girlfriend,regular friend and even your parents have given you?

[espressive]

my friends like to be dr. seuss and think that "irenie weenie" is extremely amusing.

my middle name is a translation from my Chinese name and the Americans basically butchered it and translated it to "chichi" aka boobs in Spanish slang. my last name is hao, which is often mispronounced as "hoe" so my friends also find it amusing to call me "Irene Boobs Hoe" boo, those whores.