Le time Travelerzzzzz, --The true story behind creation. Options

[Stefan The Sex G...]

ok here's mah story. SORRY ABOUT THE LONGITUDENESS> and No i do not mean map location longitude. I mean longness.....>_<
It's worth the read.

Prelude:
It's was late.Julia had to write a paper on club drugs. So of course being the insomniac i am and the needed procrastination i needed to be doing for my term paper....Of course. ^_^ That makes sense....Here is the exact account of that meeting


StanScaresStefan:
OK. once upon a time, there was this kid STEFAN, and this chick Julia, they lived 23409582348957439858gfidjvhjkdfzhgt89erfguirehfvuieasht94u lightyears away from each other, yak now lake erie to york pa. totally that far. Woot then one day stefan and julia were up at 3 am.

Julia Vegan:
[I live in Erie? neatttt!]

StanScaresStefan:
and decided to create the song. the song is going down in history fo-ev-yo. and then she said she wanted to go back in time so stefan, being the amazingly crafty person he is created one. all he needed was the last element
THE SPERM OF JIMMY URINE.

Julia Vegan:
I need a cup! Somebody get me a cup!

StanScaresStefan:
so he jumped into a rocket ship
DOVE HEADFIRST INTO LAKE ERIE

Julia Vegan:
I need a cup!

StanScaresStefan:
gave julia a cup for her PENORZ.

Julia Vegan:
INTERRUPTIONZZZ

StanScaresStefan:
then played a game of football. where they discoverd

Julia Vegan:
[WHO THE F*CK LIVES AT ERIE?]

StanScaresStefan:
they wanted to go swimming. and they did then stefan found a tunnel and went threw it julia came too. they ened up in scottland. LOCHNESS. when all of a sudden NESSIE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE and on top of nessie's head who else would it be...but.... JIMMYURINE. so julia...being the groupie she is

Julia Vegan:
It's a little penis come to visit you today.

StanScaresStefan:
jumps on top of the 37 year old vocalist of msi and then he falls in the water. this angers nessie and stefan and nessie go into a battle that will forever haunt the children of kazakistan for all time

Julia Vegan:
The ultimate showdown!

StanScaresStefan:
NESSIE: ' WIRLPOOL!'
stefan: ' DIGIVOVLE TO SCYTHER!'

Julia Vegan:
DIGIVOLVE!

StanScaresStefan:
TJ(stefan/scythers pokemaster): 'WING ATTACK!'
scyther: 'FURY ATTACK!'
nessie: 'yo homie...i was just playing....i didnt mean to get you in duh face like dat'.
stefan: 'YO HOMEZ
lets go get some WAFFLEZ from the pancake house in SOUTHCAROLINA. Becuase that sign of the pancake house whas waffleson it. (f*cking hypocrits.: ^_^")

then stefan and nessie and julia and jimmy all swim to erie. then find a leprechaun playing in the dunes.
the leprechaun gets sees the four and asks: 'YELLO THER SONNY'z what you kiddyz be doin out her' on this' niccc'' windter night?'
nessie: 'WEREGOINGTOGETSOMEWAFFLEZ. '
julia: 'wanna come?'
' leper:' YEZZAAAAA I OVE ME SOME WAFFLES>. HERE JUMP ON MY RAINBOW'

so they all jumped on the rainbow and rode it all the way to... new orleans. the storm blew them off track and they ended up in new orleans
Stefan: OH SH*T SON
jimmy: LOL
julia: LOL *jumps on jimmy*
nessie: WOOT WOOT
stefan: Im a fire engine...cuss yaknow...we need more here....cuss all that katrina sh*t...
HURICAINEKATRINA: WTF MAN???? YOU CANT SAY THAT HERE, ITS BLOOD TERRITORY.!!!
hurricane katrina gets resureceted and fights the four
stefan: LOL'

julia jumps off the faggot and draws her weapon. The purple dildo. and she throws it up into katrina's eye (CUSSHURICAINS HAVE ONLY ONE EYE LOL)

katrina: owwwiiieeeeezz why would you do that to me??? my eye... i cant see
nessie: COME GET SOME WAFFLEZ WITH US THEN YO!'

so all of them ride the hurricaine winds all the way to south carolina and go to the pancake house and eat waffles

StanScaresStefan: THE END.

Julia Vegan (9:57:48 PM):
The waffles have ecstacy in them.

THE END.

StanScaresStefan:
le perfect ending

Julia Vegan:
Duh

StanScaresStefan:
The moral of this story

Julia Vegan:
Rip Taylor is God.

StanScaresStefan:
dont do club drugs cuss you will end up getting raped by some fat black musclar man. [font size=6]ANALY[/font]

Julia Vegan:
YES

I love that gurl like woahz.. I take up a whole folder on her desktop with my stories and PHat Rhymez w00t!

Sorry about the typos.....

and of course I had to bring back another story with my debue back here.
lolspelling?xDDD

SOrry If I offend?

[*S0ul_Reaper*]

Wow your stories always made me laugh, even if it some of it had an awkward point or none at all