Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. |
Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. |
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![]() Yawn ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 ![]() |
Attention CB,
Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow. ![]() Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday. Post him what you got him for his birthday Jose, I made you a special cake: [sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ] ![]() and bought you a present: [apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.] ![]() HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight. |
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Danielle:
You're my honey bunch Sugar plum Pumby-umby-umpkins You're my sweety pie You're my cuppycake Gumdrop something something something The apple of my eye. And I love you so And I want you to know That I'll always be right here And I love to sing this song to you Because You Are So Deeear. ![]() Kathleen: OMG A KATHLEEN RESPONSE ![]() ![]() Dear APPLEjuicex, Will you marry me? [_] Yes [_]No Love, Jose a painefull euphoria : I don't know you either. ![]() iRock cB: Oh God, Jesus. I forgot your name. Seriously, I need to take Ginko or something. Weren't you the one that said FFX was going on the XboX360? Melissa: HI MELISSA I LOVE AND MISS YOU! Jesus: Does it bother you that someone named Santa is stealing your thunder in your birthday? Because I swear, if Santa went around giving presents during MY birthday, I'd kick his ass. Seriously, Santa's blood would be spilled. Mawnee/Dongseng/Appleofmyeye: Hello. ![]() ![]() ![]() Mona: Oh mona... *shakes head* See, if I had anything to reminisce with you, this is where I'd put it. But hell, it's my birthday. We'll make something up. Remember when you and I were in that mountain in Wyoming herding sheep? God, that was nice. The peace and tranquility of the meadows, I miss them. But oh, wow. I still remember what happened that night in the tent. Oh my. I've never heard someone scream my name that loud. ... .... That got weird in my head so I won't continue. Thanks for the cake. Jesus I think you people are trying to get me fat. I swear. My Cinderella.: Shit, you're 3 years younger than me. Uhmm... uhmm... .... YOU NEVER PLAYED THE NES SO THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER. REMEMBER PUNCHOUT? NO Oh yeah, I've still got it. Shelby: Mmmm.... you must be...............okay I don't know which Shelby you are. I feel bad. Want some cake? *feed* Come on. Take some. I swear Katie did a good job. ![]() Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like... Me: Hey honey. Her: Hey, baby. *sex* Me: That was good. Her: Yep. *sex* Tina: Is it my turn yet? Her: No. Tina: Jose? Me: *shrugs* Everyone: kekeke Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8.... ![]() - Jose |
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![]() Pocketful of Sunshine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 ![]() |
Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like... Me: Hey honey. Her: Hey, baby. *sex* Me: That was good. Her: Yep. *sex* Tina: Is it my turn yet? Her: No. Tina: Jose? Me: *shrugs* Everyone: kekeke Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8.... ![]() - Jose ![]() ![]() ![]() Why do you have to keep breaking my heart? Haven't you broken it and sewn it back together and broke it and sewed it back together and broken it again enough times aleady? ![]() And by the way... ME > RACHEL RAY. KTHNX. |
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![]() R U A Q T ? [; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 ![]() |
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