Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[KissMe2408]

Attention CB,

Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow.


Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday.
Post him what you got him for his birthday


Jose, I made you a special cake:
[sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ]



and bought you a present:
[apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.]




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! !

ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight.

[whomps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE SKJFKSLDJFKLJSDG OLEGARIO !
Don't worry, I have your full name memorized but I don't want to release it because I'm selfish and want to keep it forever.

Anyway. So you're finally 18. You're finally 18.. it's been.. Nearly 3 years since we've met.











And you still can't drive, which means you still can't come to San Jose to visit me like you said you would blhblha years ago. And I still see you trying to sex up all the CB ladies. Jerkbag.
Don't ever talk to me again.






I kid. :} I love you, Jose ! Don't change and congratulations on the big one eight ;} Hope you have a good one

Oh and P.S., now that you're 18 and legal, maybe you should hold off on all the minors, y'know. I don't think CB needs another.. aw crap, what's his name ?... Rico ? Well yeah, we don't need another Rico incident ;}