Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[KissMe2408]

Attention CB,

Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow.


Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday.
Post him what you got him for his birthday


Jose, I made you a special cake:
[sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ]



and bought you a present:
[apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.]




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! !

ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Danielle:
You're my honey bunch
Sugar plum
Pumby-umby-umpkins
You're my sweety pie
You're my cuppycake
Gumdrop
something something something
The apple of my eye.
And I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing this song to you
Because
You
Are
So
Deeear.


Kathleen: OMG A KATHLEEN RESPONSE [ insert cute french nothings here ]

Dear APPLEjuicex,
Will you marry me?
[_] Yes [_]No
Love,
Jose

a painefull euphoria : I don't know you either.

iRock cB: Oh God, Jesus. I forgot your name. Seriously, I need to take Ginko or something. Weren't you the one that said FFX was going on the XboX360?

Melissa: HI MELISSA I LOVE AND MISS YOU!

Jesus: Does it bother you that someone named Santa is stealing your thunder in your birthday? Because I swear, if Santa went around giving presents during MY birthday, I'd kick his ass. Seriously, Santa's blood would be spilled.

Mawnee/Dongseng/Appleofmyeye: Hello. I saw you on MSN earlier, but I didn't know if you still wanted to webbie. Miss you

Mona: Oh mona... *shakes head* See, if I had anything to reminisce with you, this is where I'd put it. But hell, it's my birthday. We'll make something up.

Remember when you and I were in that mountain in Wyoming herding sheep? God, that was nice. The peace and tranquility of the meadows, I miss them. But oh, wow. I still remember what happened that night in the tent. Oh my. I've never heard someone scream my name that loud. ...

.... That got weird in my head so I won't continue. Thanks for the cake. Jesus I think you people are trying to get me fat. I swear.

My Cinderella.: Shit, you're 3 years younger than me. Uhmm... uhmm...

.... YOU NEVER PLAYED THE NES SO THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER. REMEMBER PUNCHOUT? NO
Oh yeah, I've still got it.

Shelby: Mmmm.... you must be...............okay I don't know which Shelby you are. I feel bad. Want some cake? *feed* Come on. Take some. I swear Katie did a good job.

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose