Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[KissMe2408]

Attention CB,

Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow.


Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday.
Post him what you got him for his birthday


Jose, I made you a special cake:
[sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ]



and bought you a present:
[apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.]




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! !

ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Katherine: 1. The cake was awesome. Somewhat melted, but I can live with that. Ariel's boobies were DELICIOUS! The Robot... ehhhh I mean. It does do my laundry well, but the only time it actually did my laundry, it short-circuited and died. GG. And don't think I've forgotten about the phone call you owe me.

Holly: I know. Isn't it awesome? Jeeze. I should have more brithdays so I can get a shit load of birthday topics from Katie. *cough* Do half birthdays count? If they do, July 16th!

x1227x: I don't know you. Wait, are you that chick that's been bothering Tina for no reason? Tsk tsk tsk....

miiichellley: I don't know you either, but you get 1000 cool points for liking Heroes. Hell, you're welcome to come to my birthday party. ( I don't have parties, so I'm actually lying to you. )

kayceeisms: Even cute chicks post. *goes into his corner eating his cake*

Stephinka: Reffer to the comment above. Minus the cake part. You didn't actually get me cake.

.fire: PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER SHOULDN'T CALL OTHER PEOPLE OLD! What sucks the most is, even though you ARE older ( Oh God, Oh God I hope you are or else I'm making a fool of my self. ) I'll still die before you. hmmph. God's a feminist.

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

Libertie: Happy Birthday to you too.

Katherine responding to Tina's post and Tina responding to Katherine's post: LOL chick fight.

BFF: Turn 18 already so I can pick you up and go to that pr0n shop in Carson. I'll buy you that pacifier I kept telling you about. Haha. I'm so sorry I fell asleep on you and Alex last night. I was just... really.. sleepy. Still embarrassed at the fact that I snored...

Christina Tran: You're A year and 5 days older than me? Hmm. I can look past that. When did you say you wanted to date/sex again? I'm free starting Friday night.

Jerome...OHMYGODIFORGOTYOURLASTNAME: *bows* Where the hell have you been, nigga? I felt empty without you. RTC needs his wingman.

Winnie: I've been on MSN a lot more often and guess who hasn't been on. YOU! And man.. did you miss my "snazzy" outfits and my ridiculously adorable looks. Yep. I'm adorable now. Ask a few of the people in here. Although... they only tell me I'm adorable when they're half asleep... *ponders*

Keira: *pounces* My cake!! *cuts you that part without that much design... top right corner.* Sorry. I love cake. *lick* Sorry. You had icing on your cheek. *lick*... that one was for me.

To the people who will post below me: Get naked. I don't allow clothes in my birthday topic.

- Jose

[iDecay]

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

8-ish sound okay?