17 months! Options

[*krnxswat*]

So, today is me and my girlfriend's 17 months anniversary!
The past anniversaries I was always at college so I couldn't really do anything for her; however, since I am home for winter break and it's our anniversary, I have this whole idea planned out and wanted get some of your inputs!

So, basically, my attic is spacious and I was thinking of setting up sort of a romantic dinner there. I am going to get a table and put it in the middle, and put candles on the floors to surround it, and lead to it from the top of the stairways. I'm also going to have classical music playing in the background. In addition, since I'm not much of a cook, I'm going to order steaks from Charlie Browns, but I'm going to make salad and dessert by myself. My friend also hooked me up with a bottle of wine so I'm going to get a bucket, filled with ice, and enjoy ourselves.

That is pretty much it so far! What'd you guys think? Did you guys think I'm missing anything?
Advice would be greatly appreciated!

[*krnxswat*]

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Are you retarded?

Dude. I really don't know what to tell you. You're just plain retarded. Either you come on here to screw with people, or you seriously have a problem. Why do you find it necessary to correct some one when you know what they're talking about? She might of not meant advice, but clearing considering you corrected her, you knew what she was talking about. Right?

And I really don't want you to reply with your childish antics of pretending like everything is cool, by putting smiley faces after your stupid comments. Don't even bother replying. Just go break your leg and fall in a hole. I seriously don't know how you get away with the things that you do. You have got to be the most immature person I've ever met. If not, you're on the top five.

TEEHEEE OH MAH GWAHHH RELLE!?!?/

take a chill, for your mother's sake. calm the f**k down. it's only the internet, fucktard. ^_____^

[bat19]

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Are you retarded?
TEEHEEE OH MAH GWAHHH RELLE!?!?/

take a chill, for your mother's sake. calm the f**k down. it's only the internet, fucktard. ^_____^

You sound a little nervous. Your life must really suck man. I'm sure you get made fun of a lot outside of "seebee", so it's only natural that you have to come on here and act like your untouchable. Everyone is touchable my friend. Go join a gym, or a karate class(if you haven't already you dork) and try to gain a little self confidence in life. Your probably what 18, 19 years old and still in college. And I'm sure you probably drive the long way to avoid all the normal people from looking at you. Though you think they might you egotistical D. Bag, they do not care about you at all and they never did.
Or, I could be wrong. You might be confident in school and have lots of friends and go to parties all the time and sleep with countless women whose names you don't even remember in the morning. Oh, wait, if that were true, you wouldn't be on "seebee" till 3 in the morning every day now would you. Get a life man. Drink a beer. I know what your thinking. "A BEER??!!!?!?!!! But what if I get drunk?? Then my parents will know when they call once a week to see if I've been keeping up on my Calculus. And my girlfriend won't be able to keep her hands off me cause I'll be a renegade!! I just can't! I WON"T!!!!!" Well, that's a stupid thing to think man, and your an idiot for thinking that way. Beer and TEQUILA!!!!! are our friends. Preferably Bud or Corona with a little slice of lime in it. And if you wanna get drunk fast, Captain Morgan's Puerto Rican Rum, Aztec Gold Tequila, Black House, Bacardi "O", they're all good. Except Black House. Thats only if you Want to throw up.
Well, here's my final advice man. Go out there, grow a pair, stop treating your girlfriend like she's a goddess little princess because it will go to her head sooner or later and then she'll either spend all your money or dump you for better and probably be disappointed. Try to get some self confidence. Buy a polo and some vans to blend in a little and just walk into a party. No one will even notice. Get drunk, play beer pong, start a fight or two, and have a happy ending. You may be thinking that's not your idea of fun but once you get the first five in you, you'll realize what you've been missing. Bottom line, just enjoy the life you have.
P.S. Stop harassing people who are just trying to help or possibly haven't read every single one of your posts. You seem to be the only person on this whole website who asks for advice and then ridicules the people who try to help.