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 Dec 16 2006, 08:16 PM
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Yea, all the people who now me are gonna be like "you would" when they read this, but I need to get some new puppies!
I dont have ANY good ones, so my comedic career may be facing some dark days! Help! |
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Jan 10 2007, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Dec 23 2006, 4:55 PM)  If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.  That totally just made my day haha. I wish you could be cosine squared and I could be sine squared. That way we could be one. ^From Beauty and the Geek. haha. |
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Jan 10 2007, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE(amerrss @ Jan 10 2007, 6:09 PM) That totally just made my day haha. I wish you could be cosine squared and I could be sine squared. That way we could be one. ^From Beauty and the Geek. haha. ^ Lol! I remember watching that part. Do you have a map? 'cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! |
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neosmndrew Any good pick up jokes? Dec 16 2006, 08:16 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE Pick up jokes? You mean, like, pick up lines? Dec 17 2006, 04:40 PM guessewho I love this..i juss wanna see what some of you guy... Dec 18 2006, 07:19 PM tic tac. Is that a bunch of coins in your pocket, or are yo... Dec 18 2006, 08:12 PM salcha4u "Wow."
Best. Pickup. Line. Ever. Dec 18 2006, 08:26 PM My Cinderella. Do you have the time?
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is your dad a bak... Dec 20 2006, 04:52 PM miiichellley -Is your name Pepsi? 'Cause I gotta have it.
-... Dec 23 2006, 05:19 PM thousandsummers girl - hey u look like my fifth boyfriend
boy- ... Dec 24 2006, 12:08 AM Cujiine Ok this is one my friend had used on her.
Excuse ... Dec 24 2006, 01:59 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE Let's play house; you be the door and I'll... Dec 24 2006, 03:51 PM UHH http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=131... Dec 24 2006, 03:54 PM Someone_Like_You is your father a terrorist?
cause you're the ... Jan 10 2007, 06:29 PM .fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI Jan 10 2007, 09:43 PM Lil_Cloud If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.]
If ... Jan 10 2007, 10:47 PM MiSSxMELON I'll be needing my library card cause I'm ... Jan 20 2007, 05:35 PM |
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