Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father.. |
| *Uronacid* |
 Jan 10 2007, 02:12 AM
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Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father... I have no idea what I'm going to do. Help me. Any advice would be greatly appriciated. I need it quickly too... I'm about to pretend like I cut myself.
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| *Uronacid* |
Jan 10 2007, 02:33 AM
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hmm. I'll start off by saying Im upset that you enjoy ruining our fun. But if you must know, My mother and father were adamant chainsmokers. Every day they would smoke about 30 packs a day, no lie. But the thing was, they never went outside. So all the smoke and tar built onto the walls day after day until finally, big pieces of solid tar started to come off the walls. One hit my mother in the leg and she died instantly. The other fell on my father as he was bending over to get the remote underneath the couch. Stuck him right in the anus. We tried to get it out, but ended up bringing him to the hospital with his ass sticking out the window. It was upsetting for us all. I truly hope you are not mocking my families problems in the past. Cigarettes ruined my life. I will forever hate them.
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Jan 10 2007, 10:14 AM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer.  Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jan 10 2007, 2:33 AM)  hmm. I'll start off by saying Im upset that you enjoy ruining our fun. But if you must know, My mother and father were adamant chainsmokers. Every day they would smoke about 30 packs a day, no lie. But the thing was, they never went outside. So all the smoke and tar built onto the walls day after day until finally, big pieces of solid tar started to come off the walls. One hit my mother in the leg and she died instantly. The other fell on my father as he was bending over to get the remote underneath the couch. Stuck him right in the anus. We tried to get it out, but ended up bringing him to the hospital with his ass sticking out the window. It was upsetting for us all. I truly hope you are not mocking my families problems in the past. Cigarettes ruined my life. I will forever hate them. This Has Been A JUC Unholy Trinity Post 30 packs! There's 20 ciggs in a pack. 20 x 30 = 600. It roughly takes about a minute in a half to two minutes to smoke a ciggarette. So, I'm probably doing the math wrong, but that's 1200. I think that's like 20 hours worth of smoking right there. Do they work the other four? |
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Uronacid Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father.. Jan 10 2007, 02:12 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar I would like to give you an honest answer. But unf... Jan 10 2007, 02:14 AM krnxswat Elaborate. Articulate. Jan 10 2007, 02:26 AM krnxswat How comical.
Now, if only someone will be kind en... Jan 10 2007, 02:59 AM
a painefull euphoria QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 10 2007, 1:59 AM) Ho... Jan 10 2007, 06:16 AM malimars lmao sad to hear!!! ruined your parent... Jan 10 2007, 03:59 AM turntabletux Wasn't that from Family Guy?????
-Ant Jan 10 2007, 09:04 AM Angelina Taylor Wow, you're pathetic. I think I just lost the ... Jan 10 2007, 09:10 AM mipadi No apostrophe in the plural form of "cigarett... Jan 10 2007, 10:09 AM Duchess of Dork Yep, Family Guy quote from the start.
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