Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father.. Options

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Cigarette's killed my mother, and raped my father... I have no idea what I'm going to do. Help me. Any advice would be greatly appriciated. I need it quickly too... I'm about to pretend like I cut myself.

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hmm. I'll start off by saying Im upset that you enjoy ruining our fun. But if you must know, My mother and father were adamant chainsmokers. Every day they would smoke about 30 packs a day, no lie. But the thing was, they never went outside. So all the smoke and tar built onto the walls day after day until finally, big pieces of solid tar started to come off the walls. One hit my mother in the leg and she died instantly. The other fell on my father as he was bending over to get the remote underneath the couch. Stuck him right in the anus. We tried to get it out, but ended up bringing him to the hospital with his ass sticking out the window. It was upsetting for us all. I truly hope you are not mocking my families problems in the past. Cigarettes ruined my life. I will forever hate them.

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