The JUC CB Unholy Trinity, Ask for Relationship advice. !!!!BE WARNED. YOU WILL G |
The JUC CB Unholy Trinity, Ask for Relationship advice. !!!!BE WARNED. YOU WILL G |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 ![]() |
Well Hidy Ho and welcome to the first, yet hopefully not the last, JUC Trinity Post. For this first one, I will start it off. We consist of Me, Jake King who is without a doubt one of the funniest dudes you will meet, and Josh a.k.a uronacid, a CB member of some prestige and good reputation and all around cool dude.
Let's get right to it. You want relationship advice. Come to us. Just do it. Stop being homosexual(politically correct). But seriously, the best kind of advice is joke advice. Usually it's the right advice. Cause though we do make fun, we get to the issue at hand. I will start it off by saying I havent had a date in such a long time, Im beginning to think woman are a figment of my imagination. Help me brothers... (p.s. Fictional. I actually was on a date not too long ago, but it didnt work out. She never talked. You know who I mean Josh and Jake) |
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So I've got one for you guys
I'm going out with a guy named Daniel, He's a virgin. I can't last long with out sex. How long should I wait before I take his innosence. Oh.. I don't love him. Cause everyone said I should wait till I'm in love.] I don't think so. That will take too long. |
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 ![]() |
So I've got one for you guys I'm going out with a guy named Daniel, He's a virgin. I can't last long with out sex. How long should I wait before I take his innosence. Oh.. I don't love him. Cause everyone said I should wait till I'm in love.] I don't think so. That will take too long. Well, this one is for the books ladies and gents. I will have to say that Daniel seems like a great guy. Ask him if hes into bestiality. If he says yes to impress, test. God that was lame. "If he says yes to impress..." Anyways, bring kittens into the bed with you. If he tries anything, dump his ass and get out quick. Hes not the one for you. If he is weird about it, pursue it further. Hope it helped |
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