The JUC CB Unholy Trinity, Ask for Relationship advice. !!!!BE WARNED. YOU WILL G Options

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Well Hidy Ho and welcome to the first, yet hopefully not the last, JUC Trinity Post. For this first one, I will start it off. We consist of Me, Jake King who is without a doubt one of the funniest dudes you will meet, and Josh a.k.a uronacid, a CB member of some prestige and good reputation and all around cool dude.
Let's get right to it. You want relationship advice. Come to us. Just do it. Stop being homosexual(politically correct). But seriously, the best kind of advice is joke advice. Usually it's the right advice. Cause though we do make fun, we get to the issue at hand. I will start it off by saying I havent had a date in such a long time, Im beginning to think woman are a figment of my imagination. Help me brothers...

(p.s. Fictional. I actually was on a date not too long ago, but it didnt work out. She never talked. You know who I mean Josh and Jake)

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HAHAHAH. BEHOLD THE LEGENDARY JUC UNHOLY TRINITY!
I'll just have to kill you both. That's how we'll get this settled. Nice and easy.

I have some girl problems. Will you answer them for me 2/3 of the JUC Unholy Trinity?

Lately, I've been seeing this girl. Her name is Kay. I've been talking to her for about a week or so... A day ago I find out that she's 14! Like we said...age is only a number....But so is 5 to 7. I can't deal with that shit. She keeps calling me and leaving me voice mails and text messeges. So, finally I give in. I see her. We go out to the movies and she's really mature. I could actually see myself with her.

So, to make a long story short. We bumped uglies. Now, that was the fun part, but the bad part is she's threatening to tell her parents what happened. I'm sweating balls here. I don't know what to do. I show up at her school and I punched her in the face before I said anything. Then I fled the scene in haste.

That's that. I haven't heard back from her. I was interested in going out with her again, but I guess she doesn't feel the same way. Any advice in helping me get her to go out with me again?