The JUC CB Unholy Trinity, Ask for Relationship advice. !!!!BE WARNED. YOU WILL G Options

[bat19]

Well Hidy Ho and welcome to the first, yet hopefully not the last, JUC Trinity Post. For this first one, I will start it off. We consist of Me, Jake King who is without a doubt one of the funniest dudes you will meet, and Josh a.k.a uronacid, a CB member of some prestige and good reputation and all around cool dude.
Let's get right to it. You want relationship advice. Come to us. Just do it. Stop being homosexual(politically correct). But seriously, the best kind of advice is joke advice. Usually it's the right advice. Cause though we do make fun, we get to the issue at hand. I will start it off by saying I havent had a date in such a long time, Im beginning to think woman are a figment of my imagination. Help me brothers...

(p.s. Fictional. I actually was on a date not too long ago, but it didnt work out. She never talked. You know who I mean Josh and Jake)

[*Uronacid*]

Jeremy, I think you need to notice that our society has become more and more bisexual over the past 40 years. People are turning to same sex relationships left and right, and the only way to fit in is to try and dress up as the opposite sex.

Have you noticed the rampant growth of males wearing "uni-sex"... erf excuse me, their little sisters pants lately. Yes, these men are either blatently gay or they are trying to attract the opposite sex by dressing the same way that they do.

It's sucks you don't have a little sister like I do... I try her pants on all the time, and they fit very well, and I have a girlfriend now.

Thank you, Gloria.