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Christians?, with all these post, are there any christians here?
Juris Khan
post Dec 30 2006, 12:29 AM
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is anybody here a Christian, and if so, do you really believe and follow Christ, because with all these posts about having sex and whatnot, it doesn't necessarily sound like it...but i don't want to be judgmental and say that you're not...
 
 
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post Jan 10 2007, 12:27 AM
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I'd have to say I'm not a christian though I do believe in God. I just don't like him. I hope that when the judgement day comes, Jesus comes down and he's chinese. That way everybody's wrong. Better yet, a black Asian who is uncircumcised. People will freak out. Then he says something like "I've got a box of puppies for ya. They're all DEAD!!! And starts throwing puppy corpses everywhere. Then people will be running and screaming bloody murder because Blasian Jesus threw dead puppies out of a box labeled J.C. Then God will show up and say, "Yeah son, hit those Mo Fos!!" Then Satan will come up with Black Spiked up hair and wrist bandages on saying "Wow, this is depressing. Life is so meaningless. I wish I was alive. Then I could Die..." Yup. Thats why I dont like God.
 
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post Jan 10 2007, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 9 2007, 11:27 PM) *
I'd have to say I'm not a christian though I do believe in God. I just don't like him. I hope that when the judgement day comes, Jesus comes down and he's chinese. That way everybody's wrong. Better yet, a black Asian who is uncircumcised. People will freak out. Then he says something like "I've got a box of puppies for ya. They're all DEAD!!! And starts throwing puppy corpses everywhere. Then people will be running and screaming bloody murder because Blasian Jesus threw dead puppies out of a box labeled J.C. Then God will show up and say, "Yeah son, hit those Mo Fos!!" Then Satan will come up with Black Spiked up hair and wrist bandages on saying "Wow, this is depressing. Life is so meaningless. I wish I was alive. Then I could Die..." Yup. Thats why I dont like God.

That doesn't tell us why you don't like God, but it does tell us that you're rather rude. Religions aren't a joke to people, obviously not including you. I respect your opinion on God though I don't necessarily agree with it, so I'd appreciate it if you don't treat Chrisitanity, or any religion for that matter, with such sarcasm and ignorance.
QUOTE(ITxMISHELLE @ Jan 9 2007, 8:16 PM) *
I'm christian :]
and why is everyone getting so pissed about this topic?
pa leeezzzz grow UP.

Look at the person who just posted below you & I quoted. Enough said.
 

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Juris Khan   Christians?   Dec 30 2006, 12:29 AM
kryogenix   Yes, I am Catholic. And I never post here.   Dec 30 2006, 01:23 AM
.fire   I'm Christian, just laugh at those that do pos...   Dec 30 2006, 01:32 AM
MyEverLastingHopelessRomance   I'm Christian, though I don't know what ki...   Dec 30 2006, 02:41 AM
asung88   yes i am. protestant.   Dec 30 2006, 11:52 AM
Angelina Taylor   I bet every one of you has done something that is ...   Dec 30 2006, 12:28 PM
Juris Khan   ^^well, you would be correct, every human has...it...   Dec 30 2006, 08:32 PM
Angelina Taylor   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Dec 30 2006, 8:32 PM) ...   Jan 1 2007, 11:51 PM
salcha4u   <-- Non-denominational Christian QUOTE(Angeli...   Dec 30 2006, 08:39 PM
L!ckitySplit   shut the f**k up and lighten the f**k up   Dec 30 2006, 09:04 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Dec 30 2006, 9:0...   Dec 31 2006, 01:28 AM
TehJusty   I'm not Christian. I'm a Buddhist. However...   Dec 31 2006, 01:59 AM
Aerosoul   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Dec 30 2006, 1:29 AM) ...   Dec 31 2006, 02:50 PM
converserock09   I'm a christian I'm pentecostal. just ...   Dec 31 2006, 04:08 PM
Aerosoul   QUOTE(converserock09 @ Dec 31 2006, 5:08 ...   Dec 31 2006, 07:28 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(MyEverLastingHopelessRomance @ Dec 30 2...   Dec 31 2006, 04:18 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Dec 31 2006, 4:18 PM) [...   Jan 2 2007, 12:30 AM
Obscure Enigma   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Jan 2 2007, 12:30 AM) ...   Jan 2 2007, 09:38 AM
xcaitlinx   QUOTE(Obscure Enigma @ Jan 2 2007, 9:38 A...   Jan 2 2007, 04:02 PM
Obscure Enigma   QUOTE(xcaitlinx @ Jan 2 2007, 4:02 PM) bu...   Jan 2 2007, 06:21 PM
oka_yonip   QUOTE(xcaitlinx @ Jan 2 2007, 4:02 PM) ho...   Jan 2 2007, 07:28 PM
Obscure Enigma   QUOTE(oka_yonip @ Jan 2 2007, 7:28 PM) dr...   Jan 2 2007, 08:31 PM
Aerosoul   QUOTE(oka_yonip @ Jan 2 2007, 8:28 PM) dr...   Jan 5 2007, 09:02 PM
Jerico Drum   QUOTE(Aerosoul @ Jan 5 2007, 9:02 PM) act...   Jan 6 2007, 02:19 AM
Aerosoul   QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Jan 6 2007, 3:19 AM) ...   Jan 6 2007, 11:39 AM
Jerico Drum   QUOTE(Aerosoul @ Jan 6 2007, 11:39 AM) I ...   Jan 6 2007, 12:26 PM
Aerosoul   QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Jan 6 2007, 1:26 PM) ...   Jan 6 2007, 02:25 PM
Jerico Drum   QUOTE(Aerosoul @ Jan 6 2007, 2:25 PM) Hah...   Jan 7 2007, 10:04 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(Aerosoul @ Jan 6 2007, 10:39 AM) I ...   Jan 6 2007, 02:41 PM
Uronacid   yeah, I am... but I lie in just about every post I...   Jan 1 2007, 11:19 PM
Jerico Drum   It is okay to have and talk about sex even if you ...   Jan 2 2007, 02:51 AM
Shahin   QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Jan 1 2007, 11:51 PM)...   Jan 11 2007, 02:09 AM
Sherlock.   It's the internet. What can one do?   Jan 2 2007, 12:34 PM
Obscure Enigma   QUOTE(Sherlock. @ Jan 2 2007, 12:34 PM) I...   Jan 2 2007, 12:48 PM
x_y0urElectrikk   Yes. I am Catholic. QUOTE(Sherlock. @ Jan 2...   Jan 17 2007, 03:08 PM
suddenly she   ^I don't know any Christians that drink. Just....   Jan 2 2007, 04:19 PM
APPLEjuicex   the whole world is pretty much christian.   Jan 2 2007, 08:37 PM
Obscure Enigma   QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Jan 2 2007, 8:37 PM) ...   Jan 2 2007, 09:21 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(Obscure Enigma @ Jan 2 2007, 8:21 P...   Jan 2 2007, 11:38 PM
Angelina Taylor   QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Jan 2 2007, 8:37 PM) ...   Jan 3 2007, 12:47 AM
Obscure Enigma   I'm not sure if this will help any, but I thou...   Jan 3 2007, 08:46 AM
lumpy   Im a Christian. I try to follow Christ as much as ...   Jan 3 2007, 07:10 PM
x1227x   nope, im not christian. im actually a buddhist.   Jan 3 2007, 07:46 PM
I Shot JFK   go with it, and do what comes natural. don't ...   Jan 6 2007, 12:51 PM
Acid Bath Slayer   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Dec 29 2006, 11:29 PM)...   Jan 6 2007, 04:31 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Jan 6 2007, 3:31...   Jan 6 2007, 09:35 PM
I Shot JFK   ^ that's fun logic   Jan 8 2007, 07:58 AM
ITxMISHELLE   I'm christian :] and why is everyone getting s...   Jan 9 2007, 09:16 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   I'd have to say I'm not a christian though...   Jan 10 2007, 12:27 AM
Uronacid   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 10 2...   Jan 10 2007, 12:33 AM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx   QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jan 10 2007, 12:33 AM) O...   Jan 10 2007, 10:51 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 9 20...   Jan 10 2007, 12:37 AM
Uronacid   QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Jan 10 2007, 12:37 AM) ...   Jan 10 2007, 08:37 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jan 10 2007, 7:37 PM) To...   Jan 10 2007, 10:26 PM
Uronacid   QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Jan 10 2007, 10:26 PM) ...   Jan 11 2007, 04:13 AM
JakeKKing   I know what to say. I must be emo.   Jan 10 2007, 12:34 AM
showme   ^ POST MORE PICTURES SEXY   Jan 10 2007, 05:49 AM
ITxMISHELLE   If you think life is meaningless then why don...   Jan 10 2007, 08:11 PM
ITxMISHELLE   I would say deal with it too,but he didn't hav...   Jan 10 2007, 09:14 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(ITxMISHELLE @ Jan 10 2007, 8:14 PM)...   Jan 10 2007, 11:34 PM
Uronacid   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Jan 10 2007, 11:34 PM)...   Jan 11 2007, 01:49 AM
ITxMISHELLE   QUOTE(Juris Khan @ Jan 11 2007, 12:34 AM)...   Jan 12 2007, 07:08 PM
L!ckitySplit   so i was bangin this one chick the other day.........   Jan 10 2007, 09:37 PM
The Abominable C-Pillar   Hmm. I guess what I said really disturbed some peo...   Jan 11 2007, 03:18 PM
Shahin   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 11 2...   Jan 12 2007, 06:27 PM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 11 2...   Jan 13 2007, 12:56 AM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jan 11 2007, 3:13 AM) Yo...   Jan 13 2007, 02:15 AM
The Abominable C-Pillar   QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Jan 13 2007, 2:15 AM) ...   Jan 14 2007, 02:05 AM
Juris Khan   QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jan 14 2...   Jan 14 2007, 09:41 PM
share-bear   QUOTEP.S. Why do Christians who believe they are g...   Jan 11 2007, 05:45 PM
Uronacid   QUOTE(share-bear @ Jan 11 2007, 5:45...   Jan 12 2007, 02:12 AM
share-bear   ^ i am being realistic. anything can happen throug...   Jan 11 2007, 06:44 PM
Kurd Jam   I can find myself comfortable with some of Christi...   Jan 11 2007, 06:51 PM
share-bear   QUOTEI wasn't really referring to you. oh. ...   Jan 11 2007, 07:01 PM
c0cONuTTeR   Yes, I'm a christian, I believe in God, believ...   Jan 11 2007, 08:06 PM
one_and_only   why are so many people getting pissed off? would a...   Jan 12 2007, 09:13 PM
tic tac.   Moved to the lounge.   Jan 12 2007, 09:24 PM
lanbexx   hey look.. another christian thats trying to force...   Jan 12 2007, 09:42 PM
Intercourse   I don't see how having sex topics around the f...   Jan 12 2007, 09:51 PM
kayceeisms   Everyone, don't make this a topic discussing J...   Jan 13 2007, 01:02 AM
KCreateBlog   QUOTE(ITxMISHELLE @ Jan 10 2007, 8:11 PM)...   Jan 13 2007, 01:13 AM
miceylulu   I am not Christian and I am not comfortable with t...   Jan 13 2007, 02:22 AM
a painefull euphoria   QUOTESure, curiosity killed the cat, but should yo...   Jan 13 2007, 05:45 AM
No Fear   My girlfriend recently got me into Christianity.   Jan 13 2007, 12:49 PM
Shahin   QUOTE(No Fear @ Jan 13 2007, 9:49 AM) My ...   Jan 13 2007, 04:01 PM
ITxMISHELLE   Just because Jesus has brown hair or whatever othe...   Jan 14 2007, 08:52 PM
JakeKKing   Actually, Jeremy is right. Jesus probably wasn...   Jan 14 2007, 10:10 PM
kryogenix   QUOTE(JakeKKing @ Jan 14 2007, 10:10 PM) ...   Jan 15 2007, 11:50 AM
Uronacid   QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jan 15 2007, 11:50 AM) ...   Jan 16 2007, 05:06 PM
Lil_Cloud   QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jan 15 2007, 10:50 AM) ...   Jan 15 2007, 11:35 PM
kryogenix   QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Jan 15 2007, 11:35 PM) ...   Jan 16 2007, 10:51 PM
ITxMISHELLE   Yay! let's end this thread.   Jan 14 2007, 11:01 PM
Shortnsweet88   I am a christian. However, just like every other p...   Jan 15 2007, 11:50 PM
angel_revelation   I am I don't post in those topics. And I try...   Jan 17 2007, 07:40 PM
catastrophic   I guess I am Christian. I don't attend church ...   Jan 18 2007, 01:41 AM
StanleyThePanda   I'm a Christian. But anyways, I don't t...   Jan 18 2007, 02:01 AM
Intercourse.   ^I agree with what Kara said, all of it. Although...   Jan 18 2007, 02:27 AM
roboticxragdoll   i be a christian.... yes sirrr   Jan 22 2007, 01:07 AM


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