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 Jan 7 2007, 11:06 AM
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I'm sure some of you have read this before, but its too funny
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. - George W Bush - (USA President) -The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.- Mohammed Aldouri - (Advisor from Iraq) The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. Ralph Nader -(Activist) To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American. - Pat Buchanan - (Most likely a Red-Neck) I dont know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross. - Rush Limbaugh - (Annoyed American) No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. - Martha Stewart - (Convicted Of insider Trading) Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. - Dr Seuss - (we all know who he is) I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. - Martin Luther King, Jr. - (Black rights activist) In my day, we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. - Grandpa - (Self explanitory) -It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. - Aristotle - (Greek Philosopher) To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before. Captain Kirk - (Captain of an intergalactic Ship) Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? - Albert Einstein - (We all know who he is) And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken "Thou shall cross the road". And the chicken didt cross the road, and there was much rejoicing. - The Bible - (Self Explanitory) |
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Jan 9 2007, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE I think a redneck would say something more along the lines of "Because it was dun stuck to my axe". Rednecks don't even have "jobs". lol! aww, u never know!  but, they were funny. thanks for a laugh! |
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Jinny versions of chicken crossed the road Jan 7 2007, 11:06 AM
marzipan Some of those were funny. I think I've seen th... Jan 8 2007, 07:24 PM slipper old. amusing nonetheless. Jan 8 2007, 08:35 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE QUOTETo steal the job of a decent, hard-working Am... Jan 8 2007, 08:52 PM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx i like the bush one...
it could probably funnier ... Jan 10 2007, 10:00 AM Jinny QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Jan 10 2007, 10:0... Jan 10 2007, 04:37 PM |
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