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 Jan 4 2007, 06:50 PM
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 I reject this reality and substitute it with my own!  Group: Member Posts: 276 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 486,863  |
note: I caught this one from freeonlinegames.com.
I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to share it with createblog members that never got a chance to see it. Enjoy? The Crappy Captain One day, a Spanish warship was sailing on the ocean. It was a time of war, and the waters were dangerous. Suddenly, a crewmember walks up to the captain, and yells, "Captain, Captain!" "Hmmm?" he replies. "Captain, there's an enemy ship off of the port bow!" "Bring me my red shirt," declared the captain quizzically. The crewmember was confused, but did as he was told. After the battle was over, they were victorious, and no members had been lost, or even injured. Later that week, the crewmember could no longer contain his curiosity, and asked, "Captain, the other day before the battle, why did you ask me to bring you your red shirt?" "Ahh," said the captain. "just in case I got shot during the battle, I wanted my crew to continue fighting valiantly, so I asked you to bring me the red shirt to cover up the color of any blood." The crewmember was honored to have such a brave, noble captain as his leader. A few weeks passed without an attack, and finally the ship met another enemy. "Captain, Captain!!" exclaimed the crewmember. "Hmmm?" replied the captain yet again. "Captain, there are fifteen enemy ships off to starboard!!!" The captain's reply? "Bring me my brown pants." |
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Jan 5 2007, 10:03 PM
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Does he like shit in his pants because there are 15 enemies?
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unconfirmed_existance Ever heard of "the crappy captain"? Jan 4 2007, 06:50 PM
mocha bella i dont get it. Jan 5 2007, 09:33 PM
marzipan QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Jan 5 2007, 9:03 ... Jan 7 2007, 11:15 AM Jinny um. i dont get it? Jan 7 2007, 11:13 AM Arjuna Capulong I've heard this one before.
Remember when the... Jan 7 2007, 11:20 AM marzipan So that means he'd crap in his pants. Jan 7 2007, 11:36 AM Arjuna Capulong Yes ma'am.
Ha ha, I guess the joke isn't ... Jan 7 2007, 11:37 AM marzipan haha. Well, I had already figured it out....but it... Jan 7 2007, 11:52 AM Arjuna Capulong Well, he was already worried about one enemy ship,... Jan 7 2007, 11:57 AM |
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