i am in a gawky posistion..., IN PROGRESS OF LIKING BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND |
i am in a gawky posistion..., IN PROGRESS OF LIKING BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND |
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oook, so i met this guy name andrew online. we like the same music, we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time, your typical everyday best friend or siamese twin, and about 3 months after we met, about a month ago, he got a girlfriend named brittney. they made out and crap..you know, bf gf mushy gushy kissy wissy lovey dovey...kinda, they dont say "i love you" that much that i know of..we usually talked on a threeway conversation on the phone, me payin for the bills, and i never hear em say i love you. then one day, about a week and a half ago i was talkin to brittney on myspace, she gave me her number because we were both bored out of our minds,...we talked from 12am to 6am, almost 6 hours (footnote) and i kinda felt we liked each other a lot..we started playing this "would you rather kiss or french:" game where you have to choose from a couple people who you would rather french, and she asked "would you rather give a lapdance to the easter bunny or santa claus" i said santa because he's been giving me presents ever sence age 0 1/12. she broke out laughing. ...then i came out with my question: "Would you french me or Alexa (friend of hers)" and she denies at all costs that shes a lesbian...so it took her 15 minutes to decide, i counted, and she picked me, i know she didnt really have a choice but then i think she liked me too because then she said "would you rather french me or Alexa", it took me 5 seconds to answer because i knew she would hang up on me there.I chose Brittney
soo, there you have it, what do you think i should do? by the way, im 12, she's 11. happily i had free minutes on weekends, the next day, i woke up, my mom got the cell bill and instead of the normal price, bout 40$, it was 200$, so i had to pay for all that shit, so for some reason, i dont get free mins after 2. |
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*slammin shelby* |
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um. wtf.
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*slammin shelby* |
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um. shove it. hahaha wooow. thats your come back. im sorry. i just think its odd to ask a 11 year old girl if she would rather give a lap dance to the easter bunny or santa. and btw. SANTA ISNT REAL. i cannot believe you still believe that santa brings your presents every year. jesus. if santa was real then he died thousands of years ago. your parents lie to you and put you gifts under the tree when your asleep. so why don't you shove it. |
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hahaha wooow. thats your come back. im sorry. i just think its odd to ask a 11 year old girl if she would rather give a lap dance to the easter bunny or santa. and btw. SANTA ISNT REAL. i cannot believe you still believe that santa brings your presents every year. jesus. if santa was real then he died thousands of years ago. your parents lie to you and put you gifts under the tree when your asleep. so why don't you shove it. ohhh my godddd, i just joking about that! jesus, what the f**k makes you so f**king dumb!? anurism!? Maybe you should have/make some friends in real life. Wait, did you ever meet her in real life? The whole thing confuses me. Eh, you're not even a a teen yet and this is what you do?! Looks like you've skipped your childhood. yea, ive seen and met her. we all live in oklahoma. and no, i havent skipped my childhood, im just not a dumbass like the rest of people my age. im not sure if this is wat you meant, but its not that ive skipped my childhood, i think way to far ahead. im already getting ready for college. |
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