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 Aug 3 2005, 12:06 PM
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ok theirs these 3 men
1 Filipino, 1 japanese, and 1 american they all die in a car crash and go to heaven in heaven they meet god god says "u must get me one stone before passing throught the gates of heaven" so they all go and find a stone the filipino- a medium sized stone the japanese- large stone the american- a small stone they all bring their rocks to god and god says "i shall transform all your stones into bread" the filipino and the japanese men are very pleased witht eh size of their bread, but the american was jealous. after they all had eaten their bread, God thed said- "You must also get one stone and bring it back to me before you all become angels" So they all went to get stones again Filipino- a small Japanese- a medium But the american, thinking he was smart had thought, "hmm he might turn the stone into bread again, i should get this big boulder(sp?)" so he got a boulder. they all bring their stones (and boulders) to god. God says- "Now you must throw your stones. Who's ever get the farthest away shall hav the most benefits in heaven" and of course the Filipino and Japanese easily through theirs and had a tie. on the other hand the american could not throw his so he could receive any benfits at all. but before they even tried to go to heaven again god had said "You shall do one last task before going to Heaven. Get me two stones and bring them back to me" The filipino- two small stones the japanese- two medium stones American- one large and one small, thinking that if gods gonna turn one rock into bread, he would use the big stone, but if he need to throw a rock, he would use the small rock. So they bring the rock to god and then god says, "These stones shall be the size of your balls." American- "OOO!! U MEAN LIKE SEASAME BALLS?" God- "No not the food, the two balls connected to your lower body" American- "O SHIT" and of course the american did not go to heaven My dad told me this so if its not funny blame my dad.. This post has been edited by DullStringedGuitar: Aug 3 2005, 12:13 PM |
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Aug 3 2005, 05:11 PM
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uhh... i don't get it either.
so.. he doesn't go to heaven cuz he has uneven ball sizes? 
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Dec 31 2006, 11:04 AM
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QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 5:11 PM)  uhh... i don't get it either. so.. he doesn't go to heaven cuz he has uneven ball sizes? maybe because his ball was too heavy? the boulder one... |
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DullStringedGuitar a joke Aug 3 2005, 12:06 PM
i heart john I don't get it... Aug 3 2005, 12:09 PM
DullStringedGuitar QUOTE([f)eleeza,Aug 3 2005, 12:09 PM]I don... Aug 3 2005, 12:11 PM mocha bella QUOTE(ashopely @ Dec 31 2006, 4:04 PM) ma... Jan 1 2007, 03:16 PM RED_RUM ^ lol i dont get it either Aug 4 2005, 12:55 AM xuperpinoy lmao -_- no clue about the last part but funny as ... Aug 4 2005, 01:52 AM elmogurly haha, im confused too Aug 4 2005, 03:37 AM Shana_Kru he said oh shit so he ddnt get in.. Aug 7 2005, 05:54 AM CarbiNe wow 2 uneven balls. one gigantic and one puny..lol... Aug 8 2005, 10:48 PM XtasyHigh LOL. yuur dad is comfortable telling yuu these kin... Aug 10 2005, 07:41 PM gotahemmi55 what a weird joke, i like mine better... : ) Aug 10 2005, 08:29 PM charanjust4yu umm ahah Aug 11 2005, 12:53 AM Purplefender86 Stupid american! Aug 11 2005, 01:06 PM hall0w its wierd Aug 14 2005, 04:41 PM alli americans arent that stupid... Aug 14 2005, 08:48 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(alli @ Aug 14 2005, 5:48 PM) americ... Jan 7 2007, 07:57 PM XDrayne u mean o.O dere ass? huh? lol buh bfore it was kin... Aug 15 2005, 05:07 PM osidepinay33 haha that was funny Aug 15 2005, 05:12 PM Streetbawler91 LOL!!!! i get it
my mom used to t... Aug 16 2005, 08:48 AM ldyxluvable lol Dec 31 2006, 02:37 AM Jinny hahahaha. i get it :p Jan 7 2007, 11:16 AM xMyStIcShAd0wSx i liked the uneven balls part... but why don't... Jan 10 2007, 10:04 AM |
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