how many of you guys, get morning wood? |
 Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
Mmmmmmm just curious.
(I searched.) |
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Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM
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 L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
its no fair, girls should get morning wood
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Dec 10 2006, 05:44 AM
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look for the stars as the sun goes down Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 453,963 |
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 27 2006, 6:33 AM)  its no fair, girls should get morning wood girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP guys: -wet dreams -morning wood girls: -periods -breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux) -cramps -bloating and if we go into pregnancy: -morning sickness -the whole child birth thing -weird sense of tastes and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it. |
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Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 489,417 |
QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 5:44 AM) girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP guys: -wet dreams -morning wood girls: -periods -breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux) -cramps -bloating and if we go into pregnancy: -morning sickness -the whole child birth thing -weird sense of tastes and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it. I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway. Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer. A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls! |
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timeflies51 how many of you guys Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
icy_wonderland What are morning woods?
oh nevermind. Nov 26 2006, 03:00 AM sofakinglazy Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to pu... Nov 26 2006, 03:21 AM showme Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to ch... Nov 26 2006, 03:27 AM
AngelbreeZ I get it, like, EVERY morning
QUOTE(showme ... Dec 9 2006, 11:32 PM emokimo.co.nr Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (s... Nov 26 2006, 03:35 AM FlyinRyan874 Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find somet... Nov 26 2006, 01:57 PM IVIike QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 26 2006, 1:57 PM... Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM a painefull euphoria ^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys. Nov 26 2006, 06:01 PM ANGEEZY. I voted "Pretty much every day." Nov 26 2006, 06:04 PM lyin_in_wait QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Dec 22 2006, 4:34 AM)... Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM Jerico Drum QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Dec 22 2006, 10:11 P... Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM XxBrookxX QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 06:4... May 25 2007, 04:46 PM fallingstar QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 3:3... Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM RAWRstephishere QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 06... May 24 2007, 10:33 PM katiecakess err.. 'morning wood..'
..? Nov 27 2006, 12:51 AM tropicalchic My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but ... Nov 27 2006, 11:46 PM Smoogrish I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my h... Nov 29 2006, 09:13 PM sofakinglazy QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 6:13 PM) I... Nov 29 2006, 11:21 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 10:13 PM) ... Nov 29 2006, 11:23 PM a painefull euphoria i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle... Nov 29 2006, 10:17 PM keisuke2k4 pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometim... Dec 4 2006, 03:27 AM calvinz23 almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its o... Dec 6 2006, 10:14 PM tic tac. I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom wal... Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM AngelbreeZ QUOTE(tic tac. @ Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM) I ... Dec 9 2006, 11:39 PM sofakinglazy Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina. Dec 10 2006, 01:52 AM tic tac. QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Dec 9 2006, 10:52 PM... Dec 10 2006, 06:58 PM x___F0RG0TTEN i'm so glad i'm a girl [: Dec 10 2006, 02:17 AM PingPong well if u think about it..
i guess its better tha... Dec 10 2006, 11:31 PM Uronacid I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM TehJusty I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it... Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM fall3n_s0ul How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morn... Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM GREASEbaby Haha these are funny topics to read... Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM iRock cB I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me ... Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM Duchess of Dork There are guys that don't get morning wood? Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM lilxl0ser QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 11:1... May 25 2007, 01:47 AM mono_logue i only got it a couple times Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM vash1530 i jack off in my sleep Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM blurrr lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke... Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM Ralph501 I get it now and than. It's just disturbing wh... Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM Frankie uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild. Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM skillxz lol TBH, not really, if ever..
I always hear of i... Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM deplorable what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just p... May 23 2007, 09:40 PM krn_kiddo254 i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and... May 24 2007, 06:20 PM steve330 I hate getting it, and then realizing that you hav... May 24 2007, 06:25 PM Ma Ass is WOW I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold sho... May 24 2007, 07:10 PM ashleybby hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
... May 25 2007, 01:48 AM kayali QUOTE(ashleybby @ May 25 2007, 04:48 PM) ... May 26 2007, 03:53 AM dudeimawesome QUOTE(kayali @ May 26 2007, 03:53 AM)
Ha... May 29 2007, 03:44 AM Le_Britt_Scot Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!... May 26 2007, 11:14 AM designingskills I get them sometimes. May 26 2007, 12:33 PM MrElsewhere Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body... May 27 2007, 09:26 PM RyanWasHere QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 09:26 PM... May 27 2007, 11:11 PM stephinika QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 08:1... May 27 2007, 11:00 PM krn_kiddo254 wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u ge... May 28 2007, 04:24 PM Hashbrown I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, ... May 31 2007, 08:09 PM Fist children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenag... May 31 2007, 09:28 PM fathomlessdame QUOTE(Fist @ May 31 2007, 09:28 PM) child... Jun 1 2007, 09:02 AM felesha .....HAHA Jun 1 2007, 05:53 PM DarkImpressions Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a ... Jun 1 2007, 07:51 PM BLAZINASIAN girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating
Some g... Jun 2 2007, 05:49 PM AlextheShineyPenny I hate it. I alsways have to put something on bef... Jun 2 2007, 07:47 PM steve330 Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties an... Jun 5 2007, 12:04 PM Mercy QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 05:04 PM) Al... Jun 7 2007, 02:22 AM SenorClean I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 1... Jun 5 2007, 12:07 PM steve330 What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-... Jun 5 2007, 12:12 PM yobaka3 QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 01:12 PM) Wh... Jun 6 2007, 08:06 PM alovesopure QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jun 6 2007, 09:06 PM) Hah... Jun 7 2007, 01:39 AM spongebob lover i get it all the time =] Jun 5 2007, 02:11 PM BankruptcyLyts all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though .... Jun 5 2007, 05:49 PM steve330 ^did they at least touch you? Jun 6 2007, 09:25 PM yobaka3 QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 6 2007, 10:25 PM) ^d... Jun 7 2007, 07:45 PM Chicago ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is gettin... Jun 7 2007, 07:43 PM T.O.P. Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol Jun 17 2007, 07:48 AM nishikigoi QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 07:26 PM... Jun 19 2007, 09:06 PM SinfullySweet Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!? Jun 20 2007, 10:47 PM FlyinRyan874 Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping a... Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM SinfullySweet QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Jun 20 2007, 10:50 P... Jul 8 2007, 10:06 PM SamuraiX20 Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty... Jun 24 2007, 04:47 PM SamuraiX20 I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol Jun 24 2007, 04:50 PM steve330 ^you can always tuck it up :) Jun 24 2007, 04:55 PM EtherxWhisper QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 24 2007, 05:55 PM) ^... Jun 30 2007, 10:51 AM Lyts-by-me HATE it. Jun 25 2007, 02:55 PM cherry90 its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so mo... Jun 25 2007, 04:16 PM HTMLrulesdood omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and ... Jun 26 2007, 10:06 PM Tamacracker Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have o... Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM veryfeminine It happens to me a lot. It's ok though becaus... Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM fathomlessdame QUOTE(veryfeminine @ Jun 28 2007, 07:03 P... Jun 29 2007, 01:06 AM hunterxhollywood Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh. Jul 2 2007, 07:32 PM Brilliance my roommate in college used to tell me about how i... Jul 2 2007, 08:35 PM Castaway i get it at night too.
i don't know why
it... Jul 2 2007, 09:02 PM Just2Fresh I slept over my girlfriends house one time and for... Jul 4 2007, 01:36 PM hosing It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my s... Jul 5 2007, 03:19 PM Castaway QUOTE(hosing @ Jul 5 2007, 01:19 PM) It u... Jul 7 2007, 12:23 AM tr1pp1n i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
he... Jul 7 2007, 03:03 AM tr1pp1n bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or ... Jul 7 2007, 03:04 AM Mercy ^Please dont double post.
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