Hey I gotta serious problem |
| *kryogenix* |
 Dec 4 2006, 05:18 PM
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Hey CB, I have a very serious problem. I'm f**king crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even f**king care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR f**king GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "f**k YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've f**ked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me CB! |
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Dec 15 2006, 05:30 PM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer.  Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
UronAcid is right. I read this and started laughing. I mean, I'm not that big into video games, except Call of Duty by Activision which you can pick up at your local Best Buy. HHAHAHA Sorry, Josh. I had to. But dude. You really made my day. I'm sorry I'm preying off your misery, but it really is funny. When you two fix it, you'll see how funny it is.
If it was me, just tell her the truth. Set ya free, buddy. Like a butterfly. |
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Dec 15 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE(JakeKKing @ Dec 15 2006, 5:30 PM)  UronAcid is right. I read this and started laughing. I mean, I'm not that big into video games, except Call of Duty by Activision which you can pick up at your local Best Buy. HHAHAHA Sorry, Josh. I had to. But dude. You really made my day. I'm sorry I'm preying off your misery, but it really is funny. When you two fix it, you'll see how funny it is. If it was me, just tell her the truth. Set ya free, buddy. Like a butterfly. epic fail times two. |
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kryogenix Hey I gotta serious problem Dec 4 2006, 05:18 PM
showme Okay, I think you should invest in some candles.. ... Dec 4 2006, 06:34 PM Wo0yaPo0ya You should tell her that there's no way a game... Dec 4 2006, 06:40 PM R o y LMFAOOOOoooo!!!!!
HAHahahah o... Dec 4 2006, 07:30 PM hardxcoreL0VER This is going to sound cheesy.
Write her your ent... Dec 4 2006, 07:31 PM xcaitlinx this made me laugh out loud for reaaal. is this st... Dec 4 2006, 08:14 PM a painefull euphoria sorry but i would have dumped her.
she damaged yo... Dec 4 2006, 08:15 PM
xcaitlinx QUOTE(a painefull euphoria @ Dec 4 2006, 8... Dec 4 2006, 08:16 PM tic tac. Go over to her house and abuse her. Dec 4 2006, 08:16 PM Smoogrish I don't know whether to believe you and feel b... Dec 4 2006, 09:17 PM SimplicityGirl This made me think about how much you really care ... Dec 4 2006, 09:59 PM tooeffingcrazy Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
1. If this was a joke, get a... Dec 4 2006, 10:00 PM iROCKYOURSOCKS lol you thought that pokemon was more important th... Dec 4 2006, 10:49 PM krnxswat You're a funny guy, James. Dec 5 2006, 12:07 AM yanners wait...james? Dec 5 2006, 12:34 AM showme ^ Not your beloved British one. Dec 5 2006, 12:59 AM yanners QUOTE(showme @ Dec 5 2006, 1:59 PM) ^ Not... Dec 5 2006, 01:04 AM Acid Bath Slayer Copy Pasta. Dec 5 2006, 12:59 AM kryogenix QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Dec 5 2006, 12:5... Dec 5 2006, 01:35 AM Acid Bath Slayer QUOTE(kryogenix @ Dec 5 2006, 12:35 AM) H... Dec 6 2006, 06:30 PM kryogenix QUOTE(Acid Bath Slayer @ Dec 6 2006, 6:30... Dec 7 2006, 05:29 PM mouse_3k well i guess u screwed that relationship. if she d... Dec 5 2006, 08:02 AM mipadi Pee in her butt. Dec 5 2006, 10:26 AM kryogenix QUOTE(mipadi @ Dec 5 2006, 10:26 AM) Pee ... Dec 5 2006, 09:13 PM Smoogrish QUOTE(kryogenix @ Dec 5 2006, 9:13 PM) Ho... Dec 5 2006, 09:25 PM fallingstar ^ wtf?
Well you did screw up pretty bad.
I'd... Dec 5 2006, 09:23 PM lol lollipops LMAOOO!!
Pokemon > relationships Dec 5 2006, 11:08 PM fallingstar ^ Lmao, nice way of putting it. d; Dec 5 2006, 11:26 PM icy_wonderland Oh god everyone's so mean
Cheer her up the ... Dec 6 2006, 04:33 AM Angelina Taylor Wow. I'm sorry, but I think you deserve what y... Dec 6 2006, 07:56 AM Rachel is love I agree with Michael.
Peeing in her butt will def... Dec 6 2006, 12:15 PM ICKY GIRLLL I think you should make her buy you a new DS. And ... Dec 8 2006, 11:23 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b Poor cat
AND you hit her ? Yeesh.
Sorry, im ... Dec 9 2006, 12:27 AM fall3n_s0ul If that was me, I'd put my DS down. I never go... Dec 9 2006, 02:19 AM xcaitlinx ^ lmaoo. Dec 9 2006, 09:17 AM guessewho LMFAO!!!! Omg ur such a dumb fuk i... Dec 9 2006, 04:31 PM xmoon_lightx yu should try doing something really romantic to h... Dec 11 2006, 08:12 PM My Cinderella. Well, I'm not going to lie. If I found a shiny... Dec 11 2006, 08:17 PM krnxswat kryogen1x ($ 12:59:24): lol don't blow m... Dec 15 2006, 11:24 AM krnxswat People these days. Dec 15 2006, 06:22 PM imnoxonesmemory hahaha... dude... unless she's reaallllyyyyy i... Dec 19 2006, 04:29 AM StubbornFemme You pretty much screwed it up for sure. But try to... Dec 19 2006, 03:24 PM |
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