Grim Reaper loves Google, Archangel says Google makes job easier. Options

[D.H.Cooley]

Here is a short version of the conversation I had with the Archangel of Death, when I had a near death experience not so long ago.
One minute I was driving my car the next I found myself waiting in a long tunnel and there wasn't any light at the end of it either. "Hay you", I heard someone say. "Come over here" the voice continued. "Over where"? I asked. "Turn around" the voice said. I turned around and there he was, standing only a few feet from me.
Yes he was wearing a long black robe, but he didn't have his scythe with him, I figured that was a good thing.
"Stop looking so scared, it isn't your time yet", he said. "I just thought you and I should have a little talk", He continued. "Why, I've been good, haven't I"? I asked. "I don't keep tabs on that stuff, that's someone Else's job" He explained. "I want you to tell those two guy's that had the idea for Google that it has made my life, (pardon the pun), a lot easier". "Every time someone is born I have to write their name in my book, and after I visit them I have to go find their name and erase it". "Google makes it real easy for me. and it even has spell check". "I don't want you to get mad or anything", I began. "but I don't know those guys, How am I going to give them your message'? "Don't you have email or something"? He asked."I'll see what I can come up with" I promised. Then I woke up in the Hospital. So here I am trying to keep my promise. I'm hoping they might read this. Have a nice day D. H. Cooley

[*salcha4u*]

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