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dead baby jokes!, sick, yet hilarious
timeflies51
post Oct 19 2006, 01:52 PM
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Maybe I'm crazy, but I love dead baby jokes.

Here's a huge list: http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com

Post your favorites!



Here are the classics:


What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans!


What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car?

I don't have a car in my garage.


How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.




(BTW: I wouldn't actually do anything of these things to a baby, I just happen to have a sick sense of humor...)
 
 
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post Nov 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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i could see if these "cruel" jokes were atleast a little bit funny, but they're not...they're not funny at all. _dry.gif
 

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timeflies51   dead baby jokes!   Oct 19 2006, 01:52 PM
just another teenage dirtbag   that's so wrong. its just sad. i couldn't ...   Oct 19 2006, 02:15 PM
cvchango   QUOTE(just another teenage dirtbag @ Oct 19 2...   Oct 19 2006, 05:34 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   In our gym class, I usually am in a group with the...   Oct 19 2006, 05:48 PM
icy_wonderland   I never even got a chuckle out of these dead baby ...   Oct 28 2006, 12:18 AM
ashopely   What's the difference between twenty dead babi...   Nov 3 2006, 07:29 PM
xoxo_koala_kisses_   C'mon people, lighten up. They're not real...   Nov 5 2006, 12:43 PM
xcaitlinx   i could see if these "cruel" jokes were ...   Nov 5 2006, 12:49 PM
medicalxinjektion   They are not funny at all   Nov 5 2006, 12:54 PM
EFFECTS   THATS SICK. EVIL PEOPLE. ITS NOT A THING TO JOKE A...   Nov 5 2006, 04:18 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Some of them can be really, really sick. But the s...   Nov 7 2006, 09:17 PM
magicfann   you guys are all sissies, I for one applaud this w...   Nov 8 2006, 09:35 PM
EFFECTS   QUOTE(magicfann @ Nov 8 2006, 6:35 PM) yo...   Nov 8 2006, 11:36 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   ...Mr. I have a 30% warn level.   Nov 8 2006, 10:16 PM
magicfann   QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Nov 8 2006, 10:16 P...   Nov 9 2006, 08:49 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   QUOTE(magicfann @ Nov 9 2006, 7:49 PM) i...   Nov 9 2006, 09:13 PM
magicfann   QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Nov 9 2006, 9:13 PM...   Nov 9 2006, 10:38 PM
StanleyThePanda   Alot of these are really sick. The big mac one was...   Nov 9 2006, 12:02 AM
Tribal J_Rome   lol some of these are funny Maaaaaan you guys act...   Nov 9 2006, 01:47 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Well, they wouldn't have someone making stupid...   Nov 9 2006, 10:44 PM
a painefull euphoria   dead baby jokes suck. their imature and gross. and...   Nov 11 2006, 11:42 PM
still   QUOTE(timeflies51 @ Oct 19 2006, 1:52 PM)...   Nov 13 2006, 02:18 AM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   Haha, I like how so many people are offended by jo...   Nov 14 2006, 10:48 PM
StanleyThePanda   QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Nov 14 2006, 10:48 ...   Nov 15 2006, 02:21 AM
Shortiiex   yeah i feel slow..i don't get itt   Nov 14 2006, 10:50 PM
tinasmileeetina   That's some creepy ish.   Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM
Pulmilitis   Personally, I do indeed enjoy dead baby jokes. Of ...   Nov 19 2009, 05:30 PM
Beenly   ^ Any reason why bumping a three year old topic? l...   Nov 19 2009, 06:50 PM
StrideEmpty   i read and saw pictures of people from china eatin...   Dec 13 2009, 09:17 PM
Beenly   QUOTEDear Reader: Given the nature of the "e...   Dec 13 2009, 09:19 PM


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