Story Time!, Your worst blow to the nuts |
 Apr 16 2005, 01:57 PM
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This probably has been done before but I ran a search and got nothing so I'm sorry if there is one like this already.
I just thought it would be fun to listen to some stories about how bad you've taken it....So Ill start us off: We were in gym class and just got done running a mile or something like that and we got freetime for the rest of the period so a bunch of us went to play volleyball in a circle. We were just messing around like always and one of my friends was just going crazy and he started making the girl who I like really pyssed off. So she finaly got a hold of the volleyball and she went to spike it towards him but she hit the ball wrong. >*must interupt you to tell you I was having a conversation with someone to my left when she was to my right and that she was in volleyball and was best player from our school with lots of aces*< So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day..... So How about yours? I'm sure mine is nothing compared to half of yours. |
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Oct 18 2006, 07:46 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840 |
Hm.
Hehe. There was a man who decided to go to a nude beach. As he was getting settled down, a little girl walked up to him, so he quickly put a newspaper over his private area. The girl asked, "What's that?" and pointed at the newspaper. "Oh," he said, pleasantly, "That's just my birdie!" "Oh," the girl said and turned around to play. After a while, the man fell asleep and dreamt beautiful dreams. An hour later, he woke up on a stretcher in excrutiating pain. "What happened?" he cried to the nurse and the nurse just shook her head and said, "Ask the little girl." He turned to the little girl and asked, "WHAT DID YOU DO???" She smiled and said, "I wanted to play with your birdie, but while I was playing with it, it peed on me! So I chopped it in half, crushed the eggs, and burned the nest." Heh. Old joke, but... yeah. Whenever you think you've gotten hit so hard that you're sterile... just think of the birdie man. |
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