u knoe if ure azn if.... Options

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this goes out to ALL asian!! haha

1. ur mother has a shorthaired, curly perm
2. ur dad is some sort of engineer
3. ur parents still tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15
4. ur alone with a girl/ guy and u don't make a move
5. u ask ur parents for help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing
6. u have a 40 lb. bag of rice in ur pantry
7. everyone thinks ur Chinese no matter what part of Asia ur ancestors were from
8. ur parents enjoy comparing u to their friends' kids
9. ur parents say, 'Don't forget ur heritage.'
10. u’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
11. u’ve had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
12. u know what bok choy is
13. u’ve ever gotten little red envelopes around February
14. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
15. u hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!)
16. u have NO eyelashes
17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc ...
18. ur parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin
19. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
20. ur parents expect u'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
21. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: 'Is that ur mother? Well then, is it ur sister?'
22. ur parents say, 'Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!'
23. Everyone thinks u're good at math
24. ur parents' vocabulary is filled with 'Ai-yahs and Wah's.'
25. u like $1.75 movies
26. u like $1.50 movies even more
27. ur aunts and uncles bring u back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green
28. ur parents insist u marry within ur race
29. u never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food
30. ur parents have never kissed u
31. ur parents have never kissed each other
32. 'u want a stereo!' When I was ur age, I didn't even have shoes!!'
33. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask u to translate
34. u have to call just about all ur parents' friends 'Auntie and Uncle.'
35. u have 12+ aunts and uncles
36. At expensive restaurants, u order a delicious glass of water for ur beverage and NEVER order dessert
37. ur parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say 'Eat it anyway. It's still good"
38. The vast majority of the people related to u wear glasses. Thick glasses
39. u will most likely be taller than ur parents
40. ur parents have either made u play the piano, the violin or both
41. u get nothing if u do well in school, but crapped on if u don't
46. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
47. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
48. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
49.your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang)
50. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
51. You own a rice cooker or two.
52. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
53. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
54. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
55. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can 'grow into it' and wear it for years to come.
56. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework.
57. u tell ur parents you need to buy glue for school and they reply, use rice!"
58. you bring home all A's and one B and your folks yell, "Why did you get a B?
59. urparents yell your Asian name REALLY LOUDLY in public places
60. if u're not smiling, people always think that ur mad
61. ur relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine
62. ur parents owns a store like a restaurant
63. ur family owns Asian Cars

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1. ur mother has a shorthaired, curly perm No.
2. ur dad is some sort of engineer Former electrical engineer.
3. ur parents still tried to get u into places half-price saying u were 12 when u were really 15 My dad tried this once with my sister when buying a movie, and she said "I'm 13, not 11", and the casier said to my dad, "why do you need to lie, sir"
4. ur alone with a girl/ guy and u don't make a move Actually, I make the move first, LOL
5. u ask ur parents for help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing It usually turns into "You don't know this problem? You're stupid" type arguments. Haven't had my folks help me on math since (and I'm still doing shitty in math)
6. u have a 40 lb. bag of rice in ur pantry DUH!
7. everyone thinks ur Chinese no matter what part of Asia ur ancestors were from And last weekend, a cousin of mine whom I met for the first time said I look Korean, which I'm actually Filipino
8. ur parents enjoy comparing u to their friends' kids Yup
9. ur parents say, 'Don't forget ur heritage.' This coming from my mouth, but I never heard my folks said this
10. u’ve learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom That's my dad right there
11. u’ve had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs Most of the hot dogs I eat are kosher
12. u know what bok choy is What is it?
13. u’ve ever gotten little red envelopes around February Don't care about V-Day
14. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors Especially when you have guests over, it's a land of shoes. I mostly keep mine on
15. u hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!) Doesn't apply to me, nope
16. u have NO eyelashes Yes I do
17. Idiot people try to impress u with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever so popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc ... As I said to those people, you make yourselves look uttery stupid
18. ur parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin Bahahaha! What the hell...
19. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses Yup... Me
20. ur parents expect u'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian Not necessarily
21. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: 'Is that ur mother? Well then, is it ur sister?' My sister's friends asked her if it that was her grandmother she's with (refering to my mom)
22. ur parents say, 'Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!' That, and my parents went on saying they took physics and chemistry too
23. Everyone thinks u're good at math No, but my relatives know I'm taking courses in computers and that I know everything, which I don't
24. ur parents' vocabulary is filled with 'Ai-yahs and Wah's.' Sounds like what the Chinese do, so it doesn't apply. My folks speak very fluent English though
25. u like $1.75 movies I pay $5.50 per ticket for a matinee show
26. u like $1.50 movies even more Do they have tickets that cheap anymore?
27. ur aunts and uncles bring u back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green Close enough, counterfeit clothing (fake Tommy Jeans and stuff)
28. ur parents insist u marry within ur race My mom said to me, never marry a girl born and raised in the Philippines. Long story, I'll tell it another time
29. u never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food Hell yeah I do
30. ur parents have never kissed u They have, can't remember the last time
31. ur parents have never kissed each other Probably not kissed in front of me
32. 'u want a stereo!' When I was ur age, I didn't even have shoes!!' Had these discussions from time to time
33. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask u to translate We don't speak or read Chinese
34. u have to call just about all ur parents' friends 'Auntie and Uncle.' All the time
35. u have 12+ aunts and uncles Who doesn't have that many?
36. At expensive restaurants, u order a delicious glass of water for ur beverage and NEVER order dessert That's because they're expensive DUH!, unless if I still have room left for dessert
37. ur parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say 'Eat it anyway. It's still good" We toss bread after a week of not being eaten
38. The vast majority of the people related to u wear glasses. Thick glasses Almost everyone in the family wears 'em
39. u will most likely be taller than ur parents Never got taller then my dad
40. ur parents have either made u play the piano, the violin or both Played Trumpet, and quit after disliking the teacher very much.
41. u get nothing if u do well in school, but crapped on if u don't They only care about my high school diploma and expecting me to graduate from college
46. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift. Why not? It's a form of courtesy
47. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top. No he doesn't, nor he owned anything with pink on it
48. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both. Rarely we play tennis and my dad hates golf
49.your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang) Ichiro! [Suzuki, outfielder for the Seattle Mariners baseball club]
50. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine. Don't think we have herbs
51. You own a rice cooker or two. One
52. You buy soy sauce by the gallon. Nope
53. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head. A big fat one
54. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going. And I tell them, so what's your point?
55. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can 'grow into it' and wear it for years to come. I buy clothes that fit
56. ur parents ask ur teachers to give u more homework. Nope, but sometime I ask for extra credit when my grade has gone shit
57. u tell ur parents you need to buy glue for school and they reply, use rice!" LOL, never heard that one
58. you bring home all A's and one B and your folks yell, "Why did you get a B? They didn't care anymore once I reached high school
59. urparents yell your Asian name REALLY LOUDLY in public places Nope, and very rude for them
60. if u're not smiling, people always think that ur mad I've gotten that comment once a long time ago
61. ur relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine Yup
62. ur parents owns a store like a restaurant Nope, but my grandma did before she moved here
63. ur family owns Asian Cars My dad's old Nissan work truck is the only Japanese vehicle we've ever have, but he wants a new Ford F-150. Our other vehicles is a Jeep and a Saab.