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How smart are you?, Funny
Luster Soldier
post May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
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The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.

Scroll down for each answer.


The questions are NOT difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.












3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
 
 
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post Jun 3 2004, 08:20 AM
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haha wow im not as smart as i thought cry.gif
 

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Luster Soldier   How smart are you?   May 15 2004, 09:54 PM
NatiMarie   That's so funny. Whoa, I'm not that smart....   May 15 2004, 10:02 PM
kraziegrl   LOL im not smart *shakes head* got all the questi...   May 15 2004, 10:04 PM
kaleidoscoped   Whoo, I'm smart! Too bad I've he...   May 15 2004, 10:07 PM
silver rain   Oh darn, I guess I'm not smart after all.   May 15 2004, 10:08 PM
liquidbluac1d   Im not as smart as i thought   May 15 2004, 10:21 PM
Just_Dream   hm.. but what if you PUT the elephant in the river...   May 15 2004, 10:29 PM
Luster Soldier   QUOTE(liquidbluac1d @ May 15 2004, 10:21 PM) ...   May 15 2004, 10:31 PM
lil boi   arrrgghh! i hate this! ::jerry::   May 15 2004, 10:50 PM
hybrid   I dont put those things in my fridge.. that's ...   May 15 2004, 11:13 PM
AngelicEyz00   haha, damn, i got 'em all friggin wrong   May 15 2004, 11:49 PM
aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT   HAHA .. IVE HEARD OF THESE BEFORE ND THE ANSWERS.....   May 16 2004, 12:03 AM
twayblade   wow..i got 1 right..   May 16 2004, 01:03 AM
faithin_felix   WOO HOO!! 4/4! i heard it before, a di...   May 16 2004, 01:36 AM
[X]poised   i got #3 and #4 correct   May 16 2004, 02:22 AM
dukesoccer07   I'm dumb   May 16 2004, 09:40 AM
rivendell   Well ... that took my ego down a couple notches. ...   May 16 2004, 10:17 AM
divinity_star   Woohoo! I am smart...but it may be due to the ...   May 17 2004, 04:26 PM
JessJR1022   Now I feel dumb...cute though   May 17 2004, 04:28 PM
EmeraldKnight   lol that's great, even though it proves that i...   May 17 2004, 04:36 PM
darkangel   lol   May 18 2004, 08:29 PM
huihead   lols hehe i heard some of these before, but they...   May 18 2004, 08:36 PM
shawty_redd   jeesh! im not smart i got all wrong....   May 19 2004, 08:39 AM
orlando_bloom_luva   i heard all those before!! hahah the first...   May 19 2004, 05:50 PM
TiNaBaBY074   yayyy i got the last one right LoL   May 19 2004, 07:57 PM
immersion31   lol, i got 1/4 rite. funny   May 20 2004, 01:07 PM
kirbymuixo   haha...i didn't get any of them right...I neve...   May 22 2004, 01:16 PM
fiji_kid   i got all rite becoz i heard this from a friend ...   May 22 2004, 01:22 PM
dani41790   yay i got all of it correct! hehe i got it rit...   May 22 2004, 09:29 PM
anqie   i only got the lion king one right cause i remembe...   May 23 2004, 01:20 AM
angel-roh   QUOTE(NaTiMaRiE @ May 15 2004, 8:02 PM)That...   May 23 2004, 02:50 AM
flyin_HAWAiiAN   three out of four, but only because ive heard this...   May 23 2004, 03:09 AM
ref_inn_ej   QUOTE(Idyll @ May 15 2004, 10:07 PM)Whoo, I...   May 26 2004, 04:45 AM
Got Shibby?   Wow, I'm like retarded. I only got #3 right...   May 26 2004, 04:39 PM
sharpieaddicteD   i heard this before so i got em all. hehe. i annoy...   May 26 2004, 04:52 PM
SteveZz   Wow I'm an idiot!   May 26 2004, 07:07 PM
rOckThISshYt   lol. that was cool. i got them all wrong!...   May 27 2004, 12:19 AM
pikimoo   Dang I feel STUPID! I got all of them wrong AN...   May 27 2004, 12:24 AM
xislandxstylex   i didn't get any right either   May 27 2004, 07:31 PM
xBaNaNaSpLiT   okay...i guess i'm not a true genius *COUGH*   May 31 2004, 01:50 PM
F_L_I_P   IM STUPID!!!!!   May 31 2004, 01:51 PM
liquidize   dean you're wierd. i got all te questions wron...   May 31 2004, 02:25 PM
LatinaLady   damn i didnt even get one question correct!   Jun 1 2004, 12:43 AM
x___P0RKYY   lol i got them all right! but yeah..thats ju...   Jun 1 2004, 01:37 AM
v@por   omg thanks for making me feel so dumb lol jk   Jun 1 2004, 06:11 AM
darkcoldplace   yes an A+ all the way i knew i was smart!   Jun 1 2004, 06:30 AM
the dispatch   haha wow im not as smart as i thought   Jun 3 2004, 08:20 AM
177emories   ohhh i knew this long time ago hehehehe i always a...   Jun 3 2004, 01:17 PM
School_Boy   IM SOOOO STUPID!! I GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS ...   Jun 4 2004, 05:36 PM
Winter   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 16 2004, 10:54 AM)...   Jun 9 2004, 07:30 AM
im like hoy   ohhh man... im a dumbhead..   Jun 9 2004, 11:24 AM
mglbaby   lmao good one   Jun 10 2004, 08:07 PM
ji_cabinx   wow...that's interesting!   Jun 26 2004, 04:08 PM
Lil_Cloud   I got one answer right... :)   Jun 27 2004, 11:25 PM
Mr. Psychotic   this one girl i knew asked me those and i felt stu...   Jun 27 2004, 11:35 PM
LiLCandyAngel   im not smart..   Jun 28 2004, 05:36 PM
FreeStickers   I got the last one. lol I feel dumb.   Jun 29 2004, 12:15 PM
dukesoccer07   im a dumbass i heard that before and still got the...   Jun 29 2004, 12:17 PM
satisfied-tom   wow im stupid.   Jun 29 2004, 12:58 PM
JrockDollie   awe man. im dumb. xp i don't like you. lol   Jun 29 2004, 02:26 PM
thisisarcycledsn   hahhaha im stupid !   Jul 4 2004, 08:44 PM
tainted_angel   Lol, I only got the first two right. LoL. Funneh f...   Jul 4 2004, 08:50 PM
islandkiss   lol.. I got 1 out of 4 totally correct.. aww.   Jul 8 2004, 02:43 PM
Joo_Hoodles   Bravo, you've managed to make a straight A stu...   Jul 8 2004, 03:29 PM
joanna0304   that intresting   Jul 8 2004, 03:49 PM
joanna0304   good joke but i already knew that, even thought i ...   Jul 8 2004, 10:00 PM
sheepy   o_0 im dumb.   Jul 9 2004, 12:14 PM
JustHere4NoReason   I got all of them right!! Yay? Lol, I...   Jul 11 2004, 11:33 AM
conster   oh man i got all 4 wrong im such a loser lol   Jul 11 2004, 11:58 AM
slurp   i got [I]half[I] of the last one right, somewhat l...   Jul 11 2004, 12:05 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   aha my friend toLd me the first two jokes aLready ...   Jul 11 2004, 05:28 PM
POonSKi   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 15 2004, 9:54 PM)T...   Jul 11 2004, 07:40 PM
sweet wit a twist   there goes my self esteem...lol.. i got none of...   Jul 11 2004, 07:43 PM
JlIaTMK   hey.... im really smart   Jul 12 2004, 04:03 PM
the_overachiever   i are stupid.   Jul 12 2004, 10:40 PM
hammerpike   i got the first 3 right   Jul 12 2004, 10:45 PM
ShEraBaRoO   that was soo confusing its funni lol   Jul 12 2004, 11:43 PM
bored2death08   lol..i guess im not as smart as i thought.   Jul 13 2004, 04:45 PM
swe3txprincesz   ime not smart that sucks! lolZ   Jul 13 2004, 05:13 PM
AznKutie   i got ONE rite....WOOOH..go me go me go me ...LOL   Jul 14 2004, 12:57 AM
lilteardrop   haha. some guy told me that joke. -_- i felt quite...   Aug 11 2004, 11:26 AM
F1R3B4T   QUOTEAnderson Consulting says this conclusively di...   Aug 11 2004, 12:10 PM
elmogurly   i got the last one correct i feel sorta smart   Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM
niez_cho   I've heard this before... simple yet it seems ...   Aug 12 2004, 01:07 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha.   Aug 12 2004, 01:39 AM
nycxjohn   lmao i got the 3rd question right only ;D   Aug 12 2004, 09:45 AM
Just AJ   damn, i only got the 3rd one right...lol I almost ...   Aug 12 2004, 12:07 PM
pnai4eva   Dayum! This joke proves how s2pid i am! I ...   Aug 12 2004, 01:22 PM
lyin_in_wait   man i suck lol i got all of em wrong   Aug 28 2004, 03:50 PM
Mick3Y   lol i guess im not samrt after all :P   Aug 28 2004, 07:10 PM
Too Asian To DIE   hahaha i just got 1 right man now im stupid too   Aug 28 2004, 07:21 PM
Stately Lover   Hahaha I was going to post this some time ago but ...   Aug 28 2004, 09:33 PM
chimps ate my hw   i didnt get any right. Im stoopid.   Aug 31 2004, 10:51 AM
xnastyninjagrlx   WOw i got ALL of those WRONGG...hahaah   Aug 31 2004, 01:02 PM
me_myself_andi2003   wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG...........   Aug 31 2004, 01:04 PM
StarryEyedSurprize   haha i got the first question right!   Aug 31 2004, 01:04 PM
scandoangel   wow lol thats a good one! aww i feel so stupi...   Sep 12 2004, 03:48 PM
rhqtpie   i got 1 rite yay!!! haha   Sep 13 2004, 05:29 PM
corizzle20   i heard of the first 3 but not the last question   Sep 14 2004, 07:01 PM
weirdness   QUOTE(Idyll @ May 15 2004, 10:07 PM)Whoo, I...   Sep 18 2004, 01:09 PM
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