blonde jokes, ...you knew that was coming Options

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post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it)

there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?"

...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number"


-a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward-

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So theres a blonde in a car. She's swerving on a road. Left, right, left right. THere's a police car right behind her. She continues swerving. The policeman stops her and asks her why she was swerving. She said, "I saw a tree on the right so I swerved left, and then the tree was on the left so I turned right, and so on." There were no trees in the middle of the road. So the policeman searches her car for alcohol. None. He looks up and sees something. He gets out and says to the blonde, "Lady, that's your air freshener."

hahaahaha

jokeee---

theres a blond and her boyfriend walkin on the street.
the boyfriend says,"look! a dead bird!"
and the blond looks up...

hahahhahha

another one.....

theres this blond, brunette, and black haired girl. they steal this car and are running away frm the police. they all run into this barn and each of them hide in a potato sack. the police comes to the first sack which is hiding the black haired girl and kicks it. she bark. the police, thinking that it is a dog, moves onto the second potato sack, which has the brunette in it. he kicks it, and she says meoww. thinking that is is a cat, the police movies onto the third potato sack, which has the blond girl in it. he kicks it, and she says "potatoes potatoes!!"

hahhah the last one is hilarious!! =D