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have you ever had cyber sex?????
have you ever had cyber sex?????
good or bad
good [ 9 ] ** [37.50%]
bad [ 15 ] ** [62.50%]
have u done it
yes [ 15 ] ** [62.50%]
no [ 9 ] ** [37.50%]
Total Votes: 35
  
firestorm6006
post Sep 19 2006, 10:28 AM
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*Pl-dot-lS*
post Sep 22 2006, 10:30 AM
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


followed by..

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


from: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
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fateseeker   have you ever had cyber sex?????   Sep 19 2006, 10:28 AM
Uronacid   Cyber sex.... um... doing things over the internet...   Sep 19 2006, 10:36 AM
Born in a burial gown   Wow. What a world we live in.   Sep 19 2006, 10:40 AM
Pl-dot-lS   She charged me $9.99 that one hour. Coupons F...   Sep 19 2006, 10:44 AM
Uronacid   QUOTE(Pl-dot-lS @ Sep 19 2006, 11...   Sep 19 2006, 10:59 AM
fateseeker   Care to explain the coupions   Sep 19 2006, 11:11 AM
Born in a burial gown   QUOTE(fateseeker @ Sep 19 2006, 6:11 PM) ...   Sep 19 2006, 12:17 PM
Kirsti   wow. desparate people can't get anyone local, ...   Sep 19 2006, 02:53 PM
iROCKYOURSOCKS   QUOTE(Kirsti @ Sep 19 2006, 2:53 PM) wow....   Sep 19 2006, 09:40 PM
This Confession   I remember once I was at a friends house and someo...   Sep 19 2006, 03:40 PM
Rachel is love   I'm doing it right now baby.   Sep 19 2006, 04:04 PM
rawr SOCK   LOL. Never done it before. I think it's wrong...   Sep 19 2006, 04:46 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   O.. I thought it ment was the cyber sex good at th...   Sep 19 2006, 04:52 PM
My Cinderella.   I remember going into chatrooms and people mention...   Sep 19 2006, 10:10 PM
Angelina Taylor   What's with all these cyber sex questions?   Sep 19 2006, 11:10 PM
Trinie   its super fun!!! u should try it!...   Sep 19 2006, 11:12 PM
Angelina Taylor   QUOTE(Trinie @ Sep 20 2006, 12:12 AM) its...   Sep 19 2006, 11:17 PM
Trinie   QUOTE(Angelina Taylor @ Sep 19 2006, 8:17...   Sep 19 2006, 11:34 PM
Angelina Taylor   QUOTE(Trinie @ Sep 20 2006, 12:34 AM) did...   Sep 20 2006, 06:47 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   QUOTE(Angelina Taylor @ Sep 20 2006, 4:47...   Sep 20 2006, 05:42 PM
[X]poised   Yes... typing dirty gets my rocks off. ...   Sep 19 2006, 11:16 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   You're a whore. lol hahahahahahahahahahaha....   Sep 19 2006, 11:43 PM
Trinie   people on here are so serious! lol like seriou...   Sep 19 2006, 11:45 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   hahaha. you're a f**king bitch, go away. hah...   Sep 20 2006, 02:52 AM
icy_wonderland   Ok I don't mean to be stupid but, cybersex is ...   Sep 20 2006, 04:21 AM
iROCKYOURSOCKS   QUOTEOk I don\'t mean to be stupid but, c...   Sep 20 2006, 08:37 PM
Naatan   QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Sep 20 2006, 11:21...   Sep 22 2006, 07:58 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I put on wizard hat and robe.   Sep 20 2006, 08:53 AM
Born in a burial gown   Wait a sec, I f-cked Eddie using cyber sex. It...   Sep 20 2006, 01:47 PM
xcaitlinx   i've done it, and it's stupid.   Sep 20 2006, 05:14 PM
Derty_sweet   I had but its really bad for me.   Sep 20 2006, 06:43 PM
RiC3xBoy   *Takes topic maker's shirt off*   Sep 20 2006, 06:49 PM
This Confession   QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Sep 20 2006, 7:49 PM) *T...   Sep 20 2006, 07:53 PM
Trinie   thanks luv :)   Sep 20 2006, 07:07 PM
Angelina Taylor   ^ James? Or not.. I forget.   Sep 20 2006, 08:01 PM
rawr SOCK   ^ I think his name is Steven. LOL, a lot of peopl...   Sep 20 2006, 08:16 PM
This Confession   No I thought it was James at first, but it isn...   Sep 21 2006, 03:34 PM
joiedevie   no. and i never will.   Sep 21 2006, 03:40 PM
RiC3xBoy   WHO WANTS TO HOLLA?!!? ASL???? PM me for C...   Sep 21 2006, 08:49 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Sep 21 2006, 9:49 PM) WH...   Sep 21 2006, 09:18 PM
Lycidas   OMG WTF KEVIN what the hale is wrong with you   Sep 21 2006, 08:54 PM
RiC3xBoy   Dont be mad cause you have a Magikarp.   Sep 21 2006, 09:09 PM
icy_wonderland   QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Sep 22 2006, 10:09 AM) D...   Sep 22 2006, 08:54 AM
Uronacid   HEY LETS HAVE A GIANT CYBER SEX ORGY!!...   Sep 22 2006, 09:40 AM
Pl-dot-lS   QUOTEbloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night ...   Sep 22 2006, 10:30 AM
[X]poised   Jose, I want you... ...   Sep 22 2006, 03:35 PM
RiC3xBoy   *puts on a condom*   Sep 22 2006, 06:13 PM
RiC3xBoy   Nvm. *takes condom off*   Sep 22 2006, 07:18 PM
[X]poised   hahahaaa... "ohh, baby, you make me so wet.....   Sep 22 2006, 07:19 PM
RiC3xBoy   Wow   Sep 22 2006, 07:20 PM
[X]poised   That's right. *wicked grin*   Sep 22 2006, 07:20 PM
RiC3xBoy   Thats some hot eSex.   Sep 22 2006, 07:21 PM
[X]poised   i think we should make eBabies...   Sep 22 2006, 07:22 PM
Pl-dot-lS   *starts filming*   Sep 22 2006, 07:24 PM
wind&fire   *fires up youtube for mass distribution*   Sep 22 2006, 07:40 PM
RiC3xBoy   Post after me if you wanna cyber.   Sep 22 2006, 08:00 PM
[X]poised   omgomg mememe   Sep 22 2006, 08:02 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I knock at [x]poised's door anxious and not kn...   Sep 22 2006, 08:02 PM
GreatBigBallsOfFire   Me.. Cybering sounds like fun.   Sep 22 2006, 08:03 PM
[X]poised   I open the door and widen my eyes when I see Pl-do...   Sep 22 2006, 08:04 PM
RiC3xBoy   *Stares*   Sep 22 2006, 08:05 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I pull out my phone and start to call RiC3xBoy. I ...   Sep 22 2006, 08:05 PM
[X]poised   I'm shoving Pl-dot-lS against the wall and lic...   Sep 22 2006, 08:06 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I look around nervously wondering when RiC3xBoy i...   Sep 22 2006, 08:07 PM
RiC3xBoy   I look at my cellphone seeing that I have a miscal...   Sep 22 2006, 08:08 PM
[X]poised   I tell him if that's what he really wants and ...   Sep 22 2006, 08:09 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I run out the door and start to call GreatBigBalls...   Sep 22 2006, 08:11 PM
[X]poised   I can't help it now, but I'm nibbling on h...   Sep 22 2006, 08:12 PM
wind&fire   this is getting wrong.. and [X]poised you seem a l...   Sep 22 2006, 08:13 PM
GreatBigBallsOfFire   * Looks at phone when putting on nun clothing. Thi...   Sep 22 2006, 08:13 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I push her off me and run into my Geo Storm. I loc...   Sep 22 2006, 08:14 PM
RiC3xBoy   Meanwhile, now that church is over, I get to go ho...   Sep 22 2006, 08:14 PM
[X]poised   I cry because he has left and because my conscienc...   Sep 22 2006, 08:15 PM
GreatBigBallsOfFire   * walks in to see [X]poised crying. * I ask what i...   Sep 22 2006, 08:18 PM
Pl-dot-lS   I peek out the window to see Ric3 x boy walking in...   Sep 22 2006, 08:19 PM
Arjuna Capulong   Well, this obviously didn't go very well. Sor...   Sep 22 2006, 08:19 PM


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