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 May 21 2004, 11:14 PM
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 GOT CREATEBLOG?  Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544  |
I jus found a little something....
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!  Enjoy!
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Jun 2 2004, 08:14 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha omg lmao das funni
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Blueiyzboy Joke!!! May 21 2004, 11:14 PM
fiji_kid omg.. thats so funny
QUOTEthe only chick that eve... May 22 2004, 02:07 PM xtremeliquid Pretty funny. May 22 2004, 02:13 PM LatinaLady i heard it before but yeah thats cool. lol May 22 2004, 09:56 PM anqie haha. May 23 2004, 12:49 AM AngelicEyz00 haha, that is a funny joke niiiiiice May 23 2004, 12:44 PM 01-supergirl HAHAHA! lmfao hilariouss stuff. May 23 2004, 01:05 PM Got Shibby? Ha, I have that as my away message on AIM. May 23 2004, 04:24 PM LiLCandyAngel lol hahaha May 23 2004, 04:59 PM darkcoldplace haha...the mom that sat on your face was so funny.... May 23 2004, 05:02 PM xBaNaNaSpLiT hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... May 31 2004, 02:03 PM mai_z heheheh nice May 31 2004, 04:46 PM FlyingFries ......tatz funny May 31 2004, 05:43 PM faithin_felix i don't feel sad anymores. poor egg. May 31 2004, 07:42 PM Winter Lol awesome! Jun 2 2004, 03:02 AM liquidize i can't imagine being hard for only a couple m... Jun 2 2004, 06:58 PM LiNHy POO haha!! very funny!! in a perverted... Jun 2 2004, 07:19 PM islandkiss lol. Jun 14 2004, 07:53 PM kirbymuixo Haha...that's so funny! Jun 14 2004, 09:28 PM CoLd_FlAmE that was from gonebuddy.com funny though Jun 14 2004, 09:33 PM easilyxamusedx yeah i've heard that before.
but it made me sm... Jun 14 2004, 09:40 PM conster haha yeah i heard it too it was funny wen i first ... Jun 14 2004, 10:27 PM simplysweet259 i like that. =) its funny. Jun 15 2004, 01:14 AM x_angawhomps Lol.. nice. Jun 15 2004, 01:37 AM mglbaby lol ... daz sad keke Jun 15 2004, 01:30 PM archana haha, greattttt one ;D Jun 15 2004, 02:37 PM juliar Good point. Jun 15 2004, 03:15 PM
tainted_angel LOL! Nice one. Jun 15 2004, 03:56 PM |
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