Childish misconceptions. |
 Sep 1 2006, 02:38 PM
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 Remember, you're unique; just like everyone else!  Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 457,419  |
Every kid growing up has naive, childish fancies to what life is really about. Kids are full of innocent misconceptions, narrow perspectives.
What were yours as a kid? Mine: As a toddler, I was pretty sure that my toys had feelings. Adults had a flawless, god-like status, and always intimidated me. I thought all women were mommies, no questions asked (yay, society for making me think that!). I wanted to be an artist when I grew up, and didn't understand my parents when they told me it was near impossible. I also thought as a last resort, I would be a president when I grew up, hahaha. I didn't know what an air conditioner was, even though we always had one. When my mom shouted the typical, "Close the door-- we're not paying to keep the outside cold!" I never understood. All parents existed for was to make your life full of pain. A result of being physically abused, I'm afraid. |
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Sep 6 2006, 01:01 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
i'm deprived.
i never really thought about sex. then i found an encyclopedia and read it. i thought... errr... umm... gosh darn it. i never thought anything cute. well, i'll just have to tell you guys some stories. okay, so it was like, kindergarten. i would go afterschool to a sort of daycare thing since my mom was getting her degree. So i was playing with this kid, and we had these big block legos. anyways, i found this block that had a word on it. I coulnd't read, so i asked the kid, who i didn't know, if he could read. he gave me a resounding "yes", so i asked him what the word was. he said it was "police". So i was like, cool. i think i'll build a police train. and so i built a train with that block that said "police" on the front. the kid left earlier than me. Finally my mom came to pick me up and asked what i had built. i replied, of course, that it was a police train. strangely enough, she asked me "why does it say 'stop' on the front?" evil kid lied to me! i couldn't believe it! OH. here's one. i believed that if i left my clothes on the floor at night, little people would come out of the dark and play in them. Yea. my dad told me that one. Like, 3 years ago, i realized he was talking about bugs. |
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