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Childish misconceptions.
Mistress Bags
post Sep 1 2006, 02:38 PM
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Every kid growing up has naive, childish fancies to what life is really about. Kids are full of innocent misconceptions, narrow perspectives.

What were yours as a kid?



Mine:
As a toddler, I was pretty sure that my toys had feelings.
Adults had a flawless, god-like status, and always intimidated me.
I thought all women were mommies, no questions asked (yay, society for making me think that!).
I wanted to be an artist when I grew up, and didn't understand my parents when they told me it was near impossible.
I also thought as a last resort, I would be a president when I grew up, hahaha.
I didn't know what an air conditioner was, even though we always had one. When my mom shouted the typical, "Close the door-- we're not paying to keep the outside cold!" I never understood.
All parents existed for was to make your life full of pain. A result of being physically abused, I'm afraid.
 
 
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starlette
post Sep 5 2006, 04:10 AM
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this is probably one of the most endearing threads we have at cB. It makes me feel....well...tainted lol.

I remember thinking that Barbie was a real person and people liked her so much they decided to make little ones so everyone could take her home.

And everything in the old days was black and white.

And that everyone in the west wore cowboys boots and hats and tight jeans (like most people think of texas -_-)

and if you closed your eyes people couldn't see you. kinda like if you cant see the camera the camera cant see you..except in this case they can.

I couldn't smile and keep my eyes open at the same time.

I also thought cats really had nine lives. Like kill it and it wakes up...like Thacary Binks on Hocus Pocus.

I used to think mascara was evil. that if you wore it your eyelashes would fall off. my mom told me as a kid NEVER to wear it (because I didnt need it lol) but i thought it was cuz it was evil.

I used to think that crayons were the greatest invention. I still kinda think crayons are the greatest invention. second only to photoshop...the computer crayon :)

I used to think Molly McButter was snack food. I would climb up on the counters and sneak fingerfuls...ew....
 

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Mistress Bags   Childish misconceptions.   Sep 1 2006, 02:38 PM
rawr SOCK   The only thing I can remember at this moment is th...   Sep 1 2006, 02:45 PM
Mistress Bags   I thought that computers were only meant to play S...   Sep 1 2006, 02:46 PM
starlette   As a kid I thougth you had to be born famous. Lik...   Sep 1 2006, 02:48 PM
rawr SOCK   Ooh, when I was like 5, we had this $2,000 co...   Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM
Mistress Bags   QUOTEI also used to think that actors were the act...   Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM
rawr SOCK   QUOTE(Mistress Bags @ Sep 1 2006, 3:51 PM...   Sep 1 2006, 03:30 PM
Mr. Slowjamz   ^ heyy thats funny there was a topic on that . but...   Sep 1 2006, 03:16 PM
Jeng   i used to think clouds were CLOWNS on halloween, w...   Sep 1 2006, 03:30 PM
This Confession   How when you got older you would tell your parents...   Sep 1 2006, 04:11 PM
juliar   Everything had feelings. Paper bags, cups, sheets ...   Sep 1 2006, 04:54 PM
The E-Man   I also thought my sister would be my first girlfri...   Sep 1 2006, 05:00 PM
priyas   i thought my dog could understand english.   Sep 1 2006, 05:39 PM
airam   somebody told me that my chicken nuggets had feeli...   Sep 1 2006, 05:59 PM
Arjuna Capulong   I thought Santa Claus was trying to rob my house w...   Sep 1 2006, 06:01 PM
The E-Man   QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Sep 1 2006, 7:01 ...   Sep 1 2006, 06:06 PM
Arjuna Capulong   QUOTE(The E-Man @ Sep 1 2006, 7:06 P...   Sep 1 2006, 06:07 PM
Socialite   i don't care what ya'll say there is a mon...   Sep 2 2006, 12:52 AM
Summer Rain   When I was a kid I was really attached to my mothe...   Sep 2 2006, 01:01 AM
beach.   QUOTEi don't care what ya'll say there is ...   Sep 2 2006, 01:04 AM
_sarcastic_   when i was young i thought getting pregnant was ju...   Sep 2 2006, 01:15 AM
The E-Man   You know how sometimes your socks go down in your ...   Sep 2 2006, 06:59 PM
Shinji_Mimura   I thought plastic screens made the computer monito...   Sep 2 2006, 08:08 PM
The E-Man   QUOTE(Shinji_Mimura @ Sep 2 2006, 9:08 PM...   Sep 2 2006, 08:19 PM
x___F0RG0TTEN   QUOTE(Shinji_Mimura @ Sep 2 2006, 6:08 PM...   Sep 3 2006, 02:13 AM
chaneun   when i shared a room with my grandmother, i slept ...   Sep 2 2006, 08:29 PM
Cake.   I thought masturbation was peeing in the shower an...   Sep 2 2006, 09:02 PM
The E-Man   QUOTE(Cake. @ Sep 2 2006, 10:02 PM) stuff...   Sep 2 2006, 09:06 PM
pink_is_love   i thought that people could only see in black ...   Sep 2 2006, 09:28 PM
mocassinsx29   I thought sex was being naked with someone under t...   Sep 2 2006, 10:21 PM
My Cinderella.   Boys had cooties. I wanted to grow up. I thought t...   Sep 2 2006, 10:30 PM
xcaitlinx   the only thing i can remember right now is how i u...   Sep 2 2006, 10:41 PM
icy_wonderland   I used to think people in the TV were small people...   Sep 3 2006, 01:04 AM
L!ckitySplit   i used to think crack and weed were the same thing...   Sep 3 2006, 01:39 AM
soEXCLUSIVE   Whenever there was wind, there was a tornado. Thun...   Sep 3 2006, 01:51 AM
xxscottypottyxx   mine were that my mommy and daddy will never grow ...   Sep 3 2006, 02:15 AM
The E-Man   I thought when it rained that God was crying and w...   Sep 3 2006, 06:11 AM
niez_cho   I remember cutting all of my doll's hair, thin...   Sep 3 2006, 07:37 AM
icy_wonderland   QUOTE(niez_cho @ Sep 3 2006, 8:37 PM) I r...   Sep 5 2006, 05:17 AM
happykmd   - I was DETERMINED to grow up and be an Artist. - ...   Sep 3 2006, 10:02 AM
starlette   this is probably one of the most endearing threads...   Sep 5 2006, 04:10 AM
The E-Man   I remember having the glasses like Julian. I thoug...   Sep 5 2006, 05:17 AM
Mr. Slowjamz   i thought i could communicate with woodlice .   Sep 5 2006, 09:30 AM
iRock cB   I thought that thunder was Angels bowling in the s...   Sep 5 2006, 09:30 AM
sadolakced acid   i'm deprived. i never really thought about ...   Sep 6 2006, 01:01 AM


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