The Skills of Fights, wut yu got? Options

tae kwon do?
martial arts?
kong fu?

i dont kno any of those lol

[Magus]

I'm not gonna lie, basically everyone in this conversation has come off as unbelievably pathetic.

I've gone through Air Force and Marine self defence, hand to hand, and CATM courses.

I've been getting in fights since I was 8.

If any of you are bored, come find me in Monterey -.-

We can have some fun of it...I have no one to spar with anyway.

I'd rather bloody something other than just my knuckles...

The heavy bags at the Medina gym would appreciate it too.

Seriously, if any of you are around and think you can pull it off, drop me a line.

I'm up for it.

If not, discontinue this conversation, because it is way way way beyond pathetic.

This isn't a topic that should ever be brought up -.-

This is just a area for people to brag, like, "I got a bigger scar than yours(I probably win that too),

Or,

My ***** is bigger than yours!

or,

I'm smarter than you!

Are you all in kindergarten?

I know this is the "Boy's" Lockerroom...

But do you have to act like little boys?

I seriously doubt the vast majority of you have ever been in a severe argument, let alone a fight.

If both people WALKED away from the fight, it wasn't a fight.

Sorry about that rant, it's just the huge amount of grammatical, factual, and spelling errors just made something in my brain break.

We are all now slightly dumber for reading this.

May God have mercy on your souls.

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I'm not gonna lie, basically everyone in this conversation has come off as unbelievably pathetic.

I've gone through Air Force and Marine self defence, hand to hand, and CATM courses.

I've been getting in fights since I was 8.

If any of you are bored, come find me in Monterey -.-

We can have some fun of it...I have no one to spar with anyway.

I'd rather bloody something other than just my knuckles...

The heavy bags at the Medina gym would appreciate it too.

Seriously, if any of you are around and think you can pull it off, drop me a line.

I'm up for it.

If not, discontinue this conversation, because it is way way way beyond pathetic.

This isn't a topic that should ever be brought up -.-

This is just a area for people to brag, like, "I got a bigger scar than yours(I probably win that too),

Or,

My ***** is bigger than yours!

or,

I'm smarter than you!

Are you all in kindergarten?

I know this is the "Boy's" Lockerroom...

But do you have to act like little boys?

I seriously doubt the vast majority of you have ever been in a severe argument, let alone a fight.

If both people WALKED away from the fight, it wasn't a fight.

Sorry about that rant, it's just the huge amount of grammatical, factual, and spelling errors just made something in my brain break.

We are all now slightly dumber for reading this.

May God have mercy on your souls.

You know... I truely find everything that's in bold, quite.. laughable.
Stop thinkin you can woop anyone's ass. Just bcause a branch or two of the Military supposedly trained your hand to hand combat doesn't mean you're special and your arguement holds no water by the way... There is no "master" martial arts that can defeat all, get over it.

Oh and if YOU ever come to South Florida, please oh please send me a private message, letting me know where you're gonna stay at. I'll give you some fun, let your friends and family watch helplessly while I laugh, military boy.

:)


P.S. I hate shit talkers, specially ones that are across the continent on the internet... now that's pathetic and may Allah have mercy on YOUR weak soul.

[Magus]

You know... I truely find everything that's in bold, quite.. laughable.
Stop thinkin you can woop anyone's ass. Just bcause a branch or two of the Military supposedly trained your hand to hand combat doesn't mean you're special and your arguement holds no water by the way... There is no "master" martial arts that can defeat all, get over it.

Oh and if YOU ever come to South Florida, please oh please send me a private message, letting me know where you're gonna stay at. I'll give you some fun, let your friends and family watch helplessly while I laugh, military boy.

:)
P.S. I hate shit talkers, specially ones that are across the continent on the internet... now that's pathetic and may Allah have mercy on YOUR weak soul.

I am ashamed of my post for one big reason, I slipped into what I complained about.

That truly is pathetic of me.

However, I don't think I can beat anyone, I just happen to enjoy a fight either way it goes.

To me the best feeling a person can have is complete and total physical and mental exhaustion.

Some people get that from sex, or sports.

Personally, I'll take beating someone up or getting beat up.

But, I would like to apologize for slipping into the very thing I complained about,

It seems my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

All men are pathetic, I am included in that.