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Porn!?! |
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Okay. Story time kids. Yay
![]() So one day I was in my room talking on my phone while my parents were downstairs 2 floors doing whatever they do ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moral of the story don't go on Abercrombie & Fitch site when your parents are in the house & they'll think your porn-free ![]() |
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![]() ^_^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 ![]() |
What do you think Marines do during their downtime, huh? Unless you're married. or you have a local squeeze thats in reach after the work day; you're looking at porn. And evn if you are married and you have someone local, you're still looking at porn. I work in the Company Gunnery Sergeant's office when not in the field and I sit happily behind my laptop looking at porn (when I'm not working, of course). Hell, the damn 1st Sgt walked in last week but I didn't notice him...
"Oorah Devil Dog, what has you so stuck on this damn computer?" "Motivating trash, 1st Sgt, Motivating trash." "Well kidnapp a coreman and f**k her in the ass, that is motivating." "Indeed, 1st Sgt." "Be aware of your surroundings. Minimize that trash if need be." "Aye, 1st Sgt." |
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