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*Funkadelic Kiss*
post Aug 18 2006, 12:23 AM
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Okay. Story time kids. Yay clap.gif.
So one day I was in my room talking on my phone while my parents were downstairs 2 floors doing whatever they do ph34r.gif. We were talking about whatever we usually talk about when she suddenly tells me to go on the Abercrombie & Fitch because there was a hot model guy on the front page whistling.gif. So of course I do rolleyes.gif. So as I type in the last two words & hit enter. My dad comes in & on the screen is a guy's body with his pants unzipped sly.gif. My dad looks at the screen & goes "What the f**k?" then - okay end of story time kids _smile.gif.
Moral of the story don't go on Abercrombie & Fitch site when your parents are in the house & they'll think your porn-free _smile.gif. Point of the topic is: has this ever happen to you when somonee walks in at the wrong moment & sees what looks like porn on your computer screen?
 
 
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post Aug 26 2006, 12:20 PM
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What do you think Marines do during their downtime, huh? Unless you're married. or you have a local squeeze thats in reach after the work day; you're looking at porn. And evn if you are married and you have someone local, you're still looking at porn. I work in the Company Gunnery Sergeant's office when not in the field and I sit happily behind my laptop looking at porn (when I'm not working, of course). Hell, the damn 1st Sgt walked in last week but I didn't notice him...

"Oorah Devil Dog, what has you so stuck on this damn computer?"
"Motivating trash, 1st Sgt, Motivating trash."
"Well kidnapp a coreman and f**k her in the ass, that is motivating."
"Indeed, 1st Sgt."
"Be aware of your surroundings. Minimize that trash if need be."
"Aye, 1st Sgt."
 

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Funkadelic Kiss   Porn!?!   Aug 18 2006, 12:23 AM
elephant   No   Aug 18 2006, 12:24 AM
tic tac.   Hmmm.. I remember Jimmy showed me a picture of him...   Aug 18 2006, 12:28 AM
mo_rox   i always end up looking at something that looks *~...   Aug 18 2006, 12:36 AM
priyas   no. thankfully   Aug 18 2006, 12:52 AM
Kathleen   ..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all ...   Aug 18 2006, 01:04 AM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   I'm usually the one who ends up seeing somethi...   Aug 18 2006, 01:05 AM
Funkadelic Kiss   QUOTE(mo_rox @ Aug 17 2006, 10:36 PM) i a...   Aug 18 2006, 01:09 AM
satch   LOL Hmm yes it was my grandmother to and she just ...   Aug 18 2006, 01:25 AM
fishcake-y   They don't bother my computer (or me) much any...   Aug 18 2006, 01:26 AM
icy_wonderland   Actually, I still want my free condoms and porn ta...   Aug 18 2006, 01:57 AM
electric shock   Well, no. But it waaas a shirtless guy, and my mom...   Aug 18 2006, 04:09 AM
tainted_angel   I still want my free condoms birth control pills ...   Aug 18 2006, 04:38 AM
SOOPER jue.   I was at my friends myspace, and he has this like ...   Aug 18 2006, 09:03 AM
femme_fatale4160   Yeah, my dad always comes in at the worst times. ...   Aug 18 2006, 09:11 AM
No Fear   FREE CONDOMS!   Aug 18 2006, 09:58 AM
kayceeisms   I was looking at the Nine Dolphins topic when my b...   Aug 18 2006, 10:10 AM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   This has happend to my dad but I was the one looki...   Aug 18 2006, 10:31 AM
My Cinderella.   Yeah. Once I was looking at my cousin's xanga ...   Aug 18 2006, 11:20 AM
iRock cB   Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash gam...   Aug 18 2006, 01:55 PM
femme_fatale4160   QUOTE(iRock cB @ Aug 18 2006, 2:55 PM) Ha...   Aug 18 2006, 02:55 PM
Libertie   My parents never really cared much about what I wa...   Aug 18 2006, 01:59 PM
bballchick1   Haha..sorry! That story was really amusing. ...   Aug 18 2006, 02:00 PM
medicalxinjektion   Never happens to me...you all are so unlucky peopl...   Aug 18 2006, 02:02 PM
minixchopstix   thank goodness, no. O.o   Aug 18 2006, 03:56 PM
skt   My family is pretty conservative about everything....   Aug 21 2006, 02:57 AM
n00b   OMGSH YES! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. i recentl...   Aug 21 2006, 03:03 AM
Rose-A-Lee   no. but i have caught my brother downloading porn ...   Aug 21 2006, 04:28 AM
Jeng   not really, but when i clicked on CHANEUNS LINKS I...   Aug 21 2006, 06:48 AM
angel-roh   LOL!!!!!!!!!...   Aug 25 2006, 09:42 PM
Tamacracker   Back in the day when I used to use mIRC, I would g...   Aug 26 2006, 08:16 AM
Kraazy Kiddo   ^ lmao. Wild..MUSIC. Nope, never happened to me...   Aug 26 2006, 11:09 AM
BrandonSaunders   What do you think Marines do during their downtime...   Aug 26 2006, 12:20 PM
marzipan   No, that's never happened to me. I don't l...   Aug 26 2006, 12:21 PM
oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo   I feel awkward when every there is a sex seane on ...   Aug 26 2006, 12:56 PM
This Confession   Hmm how odd, but no this hasen't ever happend ...   Aug 26 2006, 02:13 PM
koreansaga510   Hell yeah... my friends and i were meeting up at m...   Aug 26 2006, 05:14 PM
Mistress Bags   I don't live with any parents, and when I did,...   Aug 26 2006, 10:42 PM
lalalaLANUH   OH! i remember a time someone posted this pic ...   Nov 12 2006, 06:40 PM
mznikki   one time in my computer class my freind was lookin...   Nov 12 2006, 07:35 PM
Girthy   oh bump   Nov 12 2006, 08:19 PM
.fire   ahhhhh porn <3   Nov 14 2006, 12:49 AM


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