loseronaisle5's 17 fav. things to do on a airplane Options

[Retrogressive]

17.Wear a jacket that says Bomb Squad on the back

16.Say to the person next to you "What’s that ticking sound??"

15.Ask the stewardess if you can order pizza

14.Ask the stewardess if you can have some tape and when she asks why say " its for my device"

13.Sit in the crash position and when some asks you what you are doing say, " waiting "

12.Pretend to be in a B-17 and shoot at enemy planes out your window

11.Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists

10.Scream out " who is that on the wing " every 5 minutes

9.Bowl in the aisle

8.Have a flag football game

7.Say that your side of the plane is better than the other side and intimidate the other side

6.Say "What’s this lever for " and pull it

5.Ask the stewardess if you can walk your dog

4.Fake a heart attack repeat this every 10 minutes

3.Go to the pilot and say that guy with the machine gun looks suspicious

2.When the pilot says turn off all electrical appliances scream "How’s my bomb gonna work now?? "

1.Act out the safety instructions
0. Get into a fight with inflatable device
-1. Pass a paper around the plane that says "There’s a bomb under your seat "

[likeachild]

haha

but -1 ?

um.. how do you number like that? lol