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If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do?
bfleenor
post Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?

I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!?
 
 
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post Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM
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i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff..
then go shopping with her..and make her buy stuff..i need ..and want...
and make her promise and swear she'll visit me again...
and hang out with her..and ask her advice..and use her to beable to get into VIP places..and make her introduce celebrities to me..then ask for autograph and get a picture with her.. laugh.gif ...
 

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x tuned   If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson...   Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
bRoKeNxALoNE   _I would make her not whisper and sing at the same...   Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM)_I...   Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM
Azarel   -> Entertainment. Uh. Talk to her like she...   Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM
helllla jankyyyy   Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =)   Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM
xcaitlinx   stab her when shes not looking....duh. jus...   Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM
xquizit   Shopping and have her buy me everything.   Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM
beautifuls0ul_x3   ask her if it's really chicken or tuna... or...   Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
[Scr3amin][Horror]   QUOTEShopping and have her buy me everything. Also...   Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
x tuned   ^lol. after that happened she did advertising for ...   Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM
ichiban   id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im ...   Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM
emazing   I would get her autograph and take pictures with h...   Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM
xnofearx   Probably just have fun with her..... NOT LIKE THA...   Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM
stephinika   just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's...   Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM
KMFDM_MDFMK   I would make her my concubine and beat her for mak...   Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM
wayne   i would kobe bryant her. - B Seezy   Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM
wind&fire   QUOTE(wayne @ Jul 1 2005, 2:32 PM)i would kob...   Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM
lolita kitty   ^ ROFL. id get a signed autograph and sell it on e...   Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM
teeners__15   shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy ...   Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM
Frankie   probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x]   Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM
Im So Vain   slap her naw j/p im not that evil, but i gu...   Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM
starlette   I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep...   Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM
1--GIRL   bitchslap her   Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM
paul murphy   RE: If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson...   Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM
Kraazy Kiddo   QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM) ...   Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM
mzkandi   Make her give me all her money.   Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM
simx   QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) Make...   Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM
sm0kinm0nky   I'd hump her and take all her money and take ...   Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM
paul murphy   QUOTE(sm0kinm0nky @ Jul 1 2005, 9:05 AM)I...   Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM
reflection   ask her if she's really that dumb   Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM
jooleeah   Hang out with her. Damn, you guys are mean.   Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM
Kenado   take all her stuff then sell it on ebay!   Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM
danielle_x3   I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv.   Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM
FilipinoFaShow   other guys probly said they would do her, but i wo...   Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM
Shortiiex   take pictures and go shopping then go to School   Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM
enyceXaddiction   hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you k...   Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM
jr0h   just hang out... talk to her... have her hook me...   Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM
angel-roh   Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music an...   Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM
KMFDM_MDFMK   I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not ...   Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM
medicalxinjektion   QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) ...   Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM
angel-roh   ^ Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You w...   Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM
KMFDM_MDFMK   QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM)^ ...   Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM
11x11   shes soo pretttyyyyy   Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM
i heart john   May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly?   Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM
glit_gal   go shopping and have her pay for everything   Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM
otownkid   Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her siste...   Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM
satch   I am a guy what do you think??   Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM
cassjamminx   ^ hahah. have her take me on a shopping spree. woo...   Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM
My Cinderella.   take pictures.   Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM
kayceeisms   Shop with her. (:   Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM
i heart john   I would take her to the roller skating rink and fo...   Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM
Love-sucks   Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for ...   Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM
The E-Man   Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of h...   Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM
yrrnotelekktric   QUOTE(The E-Man @ Aug 20 2006, 5:52 ...   Aug 20 2006, 10:05 PM
ANGEEZY.   Shopping   Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM
skt   Read her a book. "So uh, losing nick lachey,...   Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM
jh008   i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of h...   Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM
xlilaznchickx   i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff....   Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM
Ralph501   lolz. Let her do stoopid things and I watch ...   Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM
The E-Man   Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath und...   Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM
Rose-A-Lee   Ian...you crack me up. hmm i dunno. sing karaoke...   Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM


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