The "in bed" game, with fortune cookies |
The "in bed" game, with fortune cookies |
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![]() portami via ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 ![]() |
Did you ever play the "in bed" game with fortune cookies? (Some people use "in my pants".) Well, if not, it's basically a fun way to use your fortunes cookies that you get at the end of a meal. You simply read your fortune and add the words "in bed" to the end of it. 99% of the time, it gives it a dirty meaning.
So did anyone ever get a fortune cookie that really made the whole restaurant turn and look at you because you were laughing so hard? Post them here! And if you need a quick fortune, go here: http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm Here are mine: "To be mature is to accept imperfections" ...in bed. "There is fame in your future" ...in bed. "'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.'" ...in bed. "No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere" ...in bed. |
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![]() ppssst, hoy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 292 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,927 ![]() |
I always do this with my fortune cookies!
arguments with furniture are rarely productive .... in bed to get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.. in bed common sense is not so common.. in bed i can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.. in bed. How interesting. |
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