The "in bed" game, with fortune cookies |
 Aug 9 2006, 01:19 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
Did you ever play the "in bed" game with fortune cookies? (Some people use "in my pants".) Well, if not, it's basically a fun way to use your fortunes cookies that you get at the end of a meal. You simply read your fortune and add the words "in bed" to the end of it. 99% of the time, it gives it a dirty meaning.
So did anyone ever get a fortune cookie that really made the whole restaurant turn and look at you because you were laughing so hard? Post them here! And if you need a quick fortune, go here: http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm Here are mine: "To be mature is to accept imperfections" ...in bed. "There is fame in your future" ...in bed. "'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.'" ...in bed. "No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere" ...in bed. |
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Aug 10 2006, 03:16 PM
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing in bed.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding in bed Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to in bed. haha  why did i get so many about men? |
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timeflies51 The "in bed" game Aug 9 2006, 01:19 PM
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arg... Aug 10 2006, 08:54 PM pink_is_love Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apath... Aug 10 2006, 10:07 PM SOOPER jue. Sorry. I forget what I was going to say ...in bed. Aug 11 2006, 04:17 PM pink_is_love Don`t get even -- get odd...in bed. Oct 1 2006, 02:51 PM The E-Man Money is the root of all wealth in bed. Oct 1 2006, 04:18 PM Synthetic.Love Be generous without being greedy in bed. Oct 1 2006, 04:27 PM timeflies51 i just got the best one tonight at dinner.
... Mar 28 2007, 05:49 PM Stefanny Wow, I've read in a fortune cookie once:
... Mar 29 2007, 06:52 PM skillxz QUOTE(Stefanny @ Mar 29 2007, 6:52 PM) Wo... Mar 29 2007, 08:23 PM |
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