Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer |
 Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
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 Krista.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319  |
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack.
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Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM
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 Acoustic Surfer Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,912 |
Jack Bauer can't do much more when Chuck Norris connects with a roundhouse kick to his face. Besides, Chuck Norris can do a lot more, he has a gun, he hardly uses it...thats restraint, because he is a Ninja master.
Yea, it's very real, lol. |
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marzipan Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
Just2Fresh What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a ... Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM marzipan ?!
But Jack will always find a way to get out... Aug 5 2006, 12:40 PM Just2Fresh I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is p... Aug 5 2006, 12:47 PM marzipan Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as ... Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM No Fear I vote for Tony Jaa. Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM Just2Fresh Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes... Aug 5 2006, 12:51 PM marzipan Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing. Aug 5 2006, 12:53 PM Kathleen Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched... Aug 5 2006, 01:08 PM RiC3xBoy Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what... Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM digital.fragrance Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are se... Aug 5 2006, 01:58 PM Just2Fresh Le pout. Wheres my back up!? Aug 5 2006, 02:16 PM
Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM) L... Aug 5 2006, 02:34 PM marzipan QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM) Ch... Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM RiC3xBoy Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who... Aug 5 2006, 02:38 PM Kristinaa That's sad Kevin. Very sad. Aug 5 2006, 03:32 PM RiC3xBoy Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no i... Aug 5 2006, 03:44 PM Kathleen QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM) Lol... Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM Kristinaa Well clearly they dont know who saves the world ev... Aug 5 2006, 03:48 PM marzipan It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all ... Aug 5 2006, 03:49 PM Kathleen QUOTE(marzipan @ Aug 5 2006, 4:49 PM) It... Aug 5 2006, 04:15 PM Just2Fresh I dont see how you can save the day every season i... Aug 5 2006, 04:04 PM Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM) I... Aug 5 2006, 04:13 PM yrrnotelekktric ^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is... Aug 5 2006, 04:06 PM RiC3xBoy I take it back, Vin Diesel > All. Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM digital.fragrance ^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on F... Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM digital.fragrance ^ True. True.
And if Jack Bauer didn't save th... Aug 5 2006, 04:14 PM blaqheartedstar um... not a Chuck Norris fan and plus jack is teh ... Aug 5 2006, 06:09 PM T0rmented_Soul Go Chuck Norris..don't know who jack bauer is ... Aug 5 2006, 06:12 PM digital.fragrance ^ you need to rent 24 at blockbuster - it's th... Aug 5 2006, 06:14 PM KissMe2408 Chuck Norris!!
lol
But I've never wa... Aug 5 2006, 06:28 PM Statues/Shadows Oh come on, Chuck Norris pwns everyone.
Then agai... Aug 5 2006, 11:22 PM Just2Fresh Look who's winnin. Chucky!!! Aug 5 2006, 11:23 PM ryfitaDF there are actually 10 circles of hell. the 10th is... Aug 6 2006, 12:53 PM Just2Fresh Jack who!? He did what? Lame, look at Chuck st... Aug 6 2006, 12:55 PM ryfitaDF ^ why not just join the church? Aug 6 2006, 02:27 PM Just2Fresh Or that too hahaha. Aug 6 2006, 03:57 PM short_dark_hair Oooh the score is even.
VOTE BAUER! Aug 6 2006, 07:09 PM mo_rox chuck beats everything/everyone, sry2say. Aug 6 2006, 07:16 PM digital.fragrance oh man, you guys need to see Jack Bauer in action. Aug 7 2006, 01:53 PM Just2Fresh I have and it put me to sleep! Aug 7 2006, 01:59 PM digital.fragrance ^ no way.
Jack Bauer flew an airplne in the lugga... Aug 7 2006, 02:00 PM dangjer Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. A... Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM digital.fragrance ^ we're just CraAzy!
QUOTE(dangjer ... Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM marzipan QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 2:02 PM) Chuc... Aug 7 2006, 02:11 PM Kristinaa People are whacked. Church Norris is old. He's... Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM marzipan Chuck Norris sucks. What's so great about him... Aug 7 2006, 02:04 PM Just2Fresh Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. L... Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 7 2006, 2:06 PM) R... Aug 7 2006, 02:09 PM digital.fragrance ^ I did during English class last year .... Aug 7 2006, 02:10 PM Kristinaa The only time I see Chuch Norris on television is ... Aug 7 2006, 02:12 PM dangjer Chuck did way more in his career but i don't r... Aug 7 2006, 02:13 PM digital.fragrance Dude....
QUOTEEXPERIENCE:
Department of Defense, ... Aug 7 2006, 02:16 PM dangjer CHUCK NORRIS will just Karate Chop a Bomb and it w... Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM Just2Fresh Jack will dissapear in two years after the movie. ... Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM Kristinaa ^ Wanna bet? A channel here quit playing Walker re... Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM digital.fragrance ^ Every Chuck fan at school admitted Jack Bauer... Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM Just2Fresh But no matter how many times they shoe 24 reruns w... Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM Kristinaa Things tend to die the older they get. Aug 7 2006, 02:24 PM dangjer Who wants to watch 1 hour show re-runs? I'd ra... Aug 7 2006, 02:25 PM Just2Fresh Yes they tend to die when they get older but this ... Aug 7 2006, 02:30 PM Kristinaa Work out commercials 24/7? He has them on at 3 in ... Aug 7 2006, 02:31 PM digital.fragrance Yeah, and with a woman who is stuck in the 80s clo... Aug 7 2006, 02:36 PM Just2Fresh >.> well it doesnt matter because Chuck is w... Aug 7 2006, 03:01 PM Kristinaa http://youtube.com/watch?v=gt1kR9wJkOM
Happy? Aug 7 2006, 03:11 PM Just2Fresh QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 1:11 PM) ht... Aug 7 2006, 03:30 PM digital.fragrance QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 4:11 PM) ht... Aug 7 2006, 05:34 PM BrokenDream Okay, well you know what's strange? My friend ... Aug 7 2006, 03:15 PM Just2Fresh ^Oh jesus. Funny thing is that im seeing all these... Aug 7 2006, 05:50 PM digital.fragrance ^ not for long Jack will win! Aug 7 2006, 07:04 PM Just2Fresh We will see when i get back who has won. Hehe see ... Aug 7 2006, 07:05 PM colleen92 jack bauer PWNS. and what kind of gay name is chu... Aug 8 2006, 12:15 AM digital.fragrance ^ Duh!
That's common knowledge.
Bad thing... Aug 8 2006, 01:27 PM rawtheekuh. No. You simply cannot beat Chuck Norris. No matter... Aug 8 2006, 02:24 PM Kristinaa What's so special about Chuck anyways? Aug 8 2006, 02:26 PM digital.fragrance ^ All he does is roundhouse kick people. And the ... Aug 8 2006, 02:27 PM Kristinaa He's like Jackie Chan. Or Jet Li. (Chuck Norri... Aug 8 2006, 02:28 PM BZbodyboarder84 So you mean to tell me that if you locked Chuck No... Aug 8 2006, 08:54 PM digital.fragrance Jack Bauer unseated the President of the United St... Aug 8 2006, 10:07 PM BZbodyboarder84 Yea, after Chuck Norris kicked the seat out from u... Aug 8 2006, 10:35 PM Kristinaa See?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for i... Aug 8 2006, 10:36 PM Kristinaa Well, sometimes bullets are faster than the infamo... Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM BZbodyboarder84 And Chuck Norris is faster then bullets.
Yea, it... Aug 8 2006, 10:43 PM Kristinaa That is one awesome tattoo. Even cooler since you ... Aug 8 2006, 11:52 PM pink_is_love i think chuck norris is hot. Aug 9 2006, 12:27 AM BZbodyboarder84 See, exactly my point. Chuck Norris has a full ti... Aug 9 2006, 08:05 AM digital.fragrance ^ He has a full time job - he's been Director ... Aug 9 2006, 09:24 AM BZbodyboarder84 Sounds like he's over compensating for somethi... Aug 9 2006, 09:53 AM digital.fragrance ^ He's had a lot fo titles too - think about h... Aug 9 2006, 10:22 AM BZbodyboarder84 Besides, those aren't full time jobs. By full... Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM digital.fragrance Jack Bauer is always on call - he's pulled 48 ... Aug 9 2006, 10:30 AM BZbodyboarder84 Chuck Norris has just one title. Awesome.
And th... Aug 9 2006, 10:36 AM digital.fragrance I'm laughing...! Aug 9 2006, 10:45 AM dangjer wow...were still on this topic...
old people ... Aug 9 2006, 10:53 AM BZbodyboarder84 lol, yea, this is keeping me entertained at work, ... Aug 9 2006, 11:00 AM Kristinaa *sigh*
I've come to this conclusion.
Whate... Aug 9 2006, 11:38 AM dangjer It's alright Chuck Norris will make everything... Aug 9 2006, 11:55 AM BZbodyboarder84 I think thats a win. =P Aug 9 2006, 11:56 AM Kristinaa Christ, all he ever does is Karate. That went out ... Aug 9 2006, 11:58 AM |
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