So there's this boy... Options

[breakingdawn]

That I hate.

I absolutely hate him in all entirety of the universe and beyond. And yes, I know that that doesn't make any sense. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HOW DO I GET HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE?!

Okay, let me fill you guys in with a bit of our history.

He was my first kiss. But it doesn't really count cos it was spin the bottle. So it wasn't like I had a choice. After that, we went out. But not really, because it was more of a talk-online-and-on-the-phone-only relationship. It didn't count. And I didn't even *like* him. It was just lust and since he was my first kiss and yachtayachtayachta. Okay, but apparantly he was in love with me. And he still is. And this was like, oh, two years ago? We broke up after a month because he was freaking me out. But I didn't hate him then. So we were good friends and stuff, but we had our ons and offs. Like, I would get really mad at him because I was with another boy and he would trip me and call me names because he was jealous and a little pussy of a guy. Just recently we started talking again, and all of a sudden he asks me out. Wtf? Where the hell did he get the idea that I wanted to go out with him? And now he wont stop calling me. And I'm afraid to answer the phone because I don't want to talk to him.

I don't even want to be his friend!

How do I get him to leave me alone... FOREVER!?

[shigger_sweetie]

Although you may not want to do this but...
You should answer the phone and just tell him what you told us basically.
Not exact word for word, but tell him how you feel about the whole thing.
Once he knows then he should drop it.
If he doesnt get a clue that you don't want to be bothered with him at all.
Then the guy is looney.
That's when I would just confront him face to face and tell him to leave me the hell alone.
Its worth trying it.