Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer |
 Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
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 Krista.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319  |
Jack Bauer. Hands down. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Jack.
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Aug 5 2006, 12:51 PM
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 Lost In Stardust Group: Member Posts: 483 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 446,335 |
Well well Chuck Noris doesnt do push ups he pushes the earth down oooo!!!
But seriously Jack has little to none fighting skills compared to Chuck. If they were to fight i believe it would be like watching Mike Tyson fighting a 5 year old. |
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marzipan Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer Aug 5 2006, 12:24 PM
Just2Fresh What!? Chuck wins hands down. At least when a ... Aug 5 2006, 12:29 PM marzipan ?!
But Jack will always find a way to get out... Aug 5 2006, 12:40 PM Just2Fresh I dont think getting your ass kicked that bad is p... Aug 5 2006, 12:47 PM marzipan Once Jack escapes, he whoops their butts twice as ... Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM No Fear I vote for Tony Jaa. Aug 5 2006, 12:49 PM marzipan Jack has wits. He knows what he's doing. Aug 5 2006, 12:53 PM Kathleen Aww. This is tough, although I haven't watched... Aug 5 2006, 01:08 PM RiC3xBoy Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what... Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM digital.fragrance Jack. His hand is a gun. And his aviators are se... Aug 5 2006, 01:58 PM Just2Fresh Le pout. Wheres my back up!? Aug 5 2006, 02:16 PM
Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 2:16 PM) L... Aug 5 2006, 02:34 PM marzipan QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 5 2006, 2:34 PM) Ch... Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM RiC3xBoy Before seeing some of your sigs, I had no idea who... Aug 5 2006, 02:38 PM Kristinaa That's sad Kevin. Very sad. Aug 5 2006, 03:32 PM RiC3xBoy Lol, Sorry, asked some other people, they had no i... Aug 5 2006, 03:44 PM Kathleen QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Aug 5 2006, 4:44 PM) Lol... Aug 5 2006, 03:47 PM Kristinaa Well clearly they dont know who saves the world ev... Aug 5 2006, 03:48 PM marzipan It's thanks to Jack Bauer that you're all ... Aug 5 2006, 03:49 PM Kathleen QUOTE(marzipan @ Aug 5 2006, 4:49 PM) It... Aug 5 2006, 04:15 PM Just2Fresh I dont see how you can save the day every season i... Aug 5 2006, 04:04 PM Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 5 2006, 4:04 PM) I... Aug 5 2006, 04:13 PM yrrnotelekktric ^LMAO. I don`t know who the
hell Jack Bauer is... Aug 5 2006, 04:06 PM RiC3xBoy I take it back, Vin Diesel > All. Aug 5 2006, 04:09 PM digital.fragrance ^ OMGOSH! The T.V. series "24" on F... Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM digital.fragrance ^ True. True.
And if Jack Bauer didn't save th... Aug 5 2006, 04:14 PM blaqheartedstar um... not a Chuck Norris fan and plus jack is teh ... Aug 5 2006, 06:09 PM T0rmented_Soul Go Chuck Norris..don't know who jack bauer is ... Aug 5 2006, 06:12 PM digital.fragrance ^ you need to rent 24 at blockbuster - it's th... Aug 5 2006, 06:14 PM KissMe2408 Chuck Norris!!
lol
But I've never wa... Aug 5 2006, 06:28 PM Statues/Shadows Oh come on, Chuck Norris pwns everyone.
Then agai... Aug 5 2006, 11:22 PM Just2Fresh Look who's winnin. Chucky!!! Aug 5 2006, 11:23 PM ryfitaDF there are actually 10 circles of hell. the 10th is... Aug 6 2006, 12:53 PM Just2Fresh Jack who!? He did what? Lame, look at Chuck st... Aug 6 2006, 12:55 PM ryfitaDF ^ why not just join the church? Aug 6 2006, 02:27 PM Just2Fresh Or that too hahaha. Aug 6 2006, 03:57 PM short_dark_hair Oooh the score is even.
VOTE BAUER! Aug 6 2006, 07:09 PM mo_rox chuck beats everything/everyone, sry2say. Aug 6 2006, 07:16 PM digital.fragrance oh man, you guys need to see Jack Bauer in action. Aug 7 2006, 01:53 PM Just2Fresh I have and it put me to sleep! Aug 7 2006, 01:59 PM digital.fragrance ^ no way.
Jack Bauer flew an airplne in the lugga... Aug 7 2006, 02:00 PM dangjer Chuck Norris just has to Karate Chop Jack Bauer. A... Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM digital.fragrance ^ we're just CraAzy!
QUOTE(dangjer ... Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM marzipan QUOTE(dangjer @ Aug 7 2006, 2:02 PM) Chuc... Aug 7 2006, 02:11 PM Kristinaa People are whacked. Church Norris is old. He's... Aug 7 2006, 02:02 PM marzipan Chuck Norris sucks. What's so great about him... Aug 7 2006, 02:04 PM Just2Fresh Rofl i swear you fan club members work in teams. L... Aug 7 2006, 02:06 PM Kristinaa QUOTE(Just2Fresh @ Aug 7 2006, 2:06 PM) R... Aug 7 2006, 02:09 PM digital.fragrance ^ I did during English class last year .... Aug 7 2006, 02:10 PM Kristinaa The only time I see Chuch Norris on television is ... Aug 7 2006, 02:12 PM dangjer Chuck did way more in his career but i don't r... Aug 7 2006, 02:13 PM digital.fragrance Dude....
QUOTEEXPERIENCE:
Department of Defense, ... Aug 7 2006, 02:16 PM dangjer CHUCK NORRIS will just Karate Chop a Bomb and it w... Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM Just2Fresh Jack will dissapear in two years after the movie. ... Aug 7 2006, 02:19 PM Kristinaa ^ Wanna bet? A channel here quit playing Walker re... Aug 7 2006, 02:22 PM digital.fragrance ^ Every Chuck fan at school admitted Jack Bauer... Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM Just2Fresh But no matter how many times they shoe 24 reruns w... Aug 7 2006, 02:23 PM Kristinaa Things tend to die the older they get. Aug 7 2006, 02:24 PM dangjer Who wants to watch 1 hour show re-runs? I'd ra... Aug 7 2006, 02:25 PM Just2Fresh Yes they tend to die when they get older but this ... Aug 7 2006, 02:30 PM Kristinaa Work out commercials 24/7? He has them on at 3 in ... Aug 7 2006, 02:31 PM digital.fragrance Yeah, and with a woman who is stuck in the 80s clo... Aug 7 2006, 02:36 PM Just2Fresh >.> well it doesnt matter because Chuck is w... Aug 7 2006, 03:01 PM Kristinaa http://youtube.com/watch?v=gt1kR9wJkOM
Happy? Aug 7 2006, 03:11 PM Just2Fresh QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 1:11 PM) ht... Aug 7 2006, 03:30 PM digital.fragrance QUOTE(Kristinaa @ Aug 7 2006, 4:11 PM) ht... Aug 7 2006, 05:34 PM BrokenDream Okay, well you know what's strange? My friend ... Aug 7 2006, 03:15 PM Just2Fresh ^Oh jesus. Funny thing is that im seeing all these... Aug 7 2006, 05:50 PM digital.fragrance ^ not for long Jack will win! Aug 7 2006, 07:04 PM Just2Fresh We will see when i get back who has won. Hehe see ... Aug 7 2006, 07:05 PM colleen92 jack bauer PWNS. and what kind of gay name is chu... Aug 8 2006, 12:15 AM digital.fragrance ^ Duh!
That's common knowledge.
Bad thing... Aug 8 2006, 01:27 PM rawtheekuh. No. You simply cannot beat Chuck Norris. No matter... Aug 8 2006, 02:24 PM Kristinaa What's so special about Chuck anyways? Aug 8 2006, 02:26 PM digital.fragrance ^ All he does is roundhouse kick people. And the ... Aug 8 2006, 02:27 PM Kristinaa He's like Jackie Chan. Or Jet Li. (Chuck Norri... Aug 8 2006, 02:28 PM BZbodyboarder84 So you mean to tell me that if you locked Chuck No... Aug 8 2006, 08:54 PM digital.fragrance Jack Bauer unseated the President of the United St... Aug 8 2006, 10:07 PM BZbodyboarder84 Yea, after Chuck Norris kicked the seat out from u... Aug 8 2006, 10:35 PM Kristinaa See?
The only thing Chuck Norris is famous for i... Aug 8 2006, 10:36 PM BZbodyboarder84 Jack Bauer can't do much more when Chuck Norri... Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM Kristinaa Well, sometimes bullets are faster than the infamo... Aug 8 2006, 10:40 PM BZbodyboarder84 And Chuck Norris is faster then bullets.
Yea, it... Aug 8 2006, 10:43 PM Kristinaa That is one awesome tattoo. Even cooler since you ... Aug 8 2006, 11:52 PM pink_is_love i think chuck norris is hot. Aug 9 2006, 12:27 AM BZbodyboarder84 See, exactly my point. Chuck Norris has a full ti... Aug 9 2006, 08:05 AM digital.fragrance ^ He has a full time job - he's been Director ... Aug 9 2006, 09:24 AM BZbodyboarder84 Sounds like he's over compensating for somethi... Aug 9 2006, 09:53 AM digital.fragrance ^ He's had a lot fo titles too - think about h... Aug 9 2006, 10:22 AM BZbodyboarder84 Besides, those aren't full time jobs. By full... Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM digital.fragrance Jack Bauer is always on call - he's pulled 48 ... Aug 9 2006, 10:30 AM BZbodyboarder84 Chuck Norris has just one title. Awesome.
And th... Aug 9 2006, 10:36 AM digital.fragrance I'm laughing...! Aug 9 2006, 10:45 AM dangjer wow...were still on this topic...
old people ... Aug 9 2006, 10:53 AM BZbodyboarder84 lol, yea, this is keeping me entertained at work, ... Aug 9 2006, 11:00 AM Kristinaa *sigh*
I've come to this conclusion.
Whate... Aug 9 2006, 11:38 AM dangjer It's alright Chuck Norris will make everything... Aug 9 2006, 11:55 AM BZbodyboarder84 I think thats a win. =P Aug 9 2006, 11:56 AM Kristinaa Christ, all he ever does is Karate. That went out ... Aug 9 2006, 11:58 AM |
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