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 Jul 24 2006, 06:38 PM
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POWAPOSTA  Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725  |
knock knock
who's there albert albert who?  Albert Einstein. I was a German-Swiss-American theoretical physicist widely regarded as the most important scientist of the 20th century and one of the greatest physicists of all time. I played a leading role in formulating the special and general theories of relativity; moreover, I made significant contributions to quantum mechanics and statistical mechanics. I was awarded the 1921 Nobel Prize for Physics for my explanation of the photoelectric effect in 1905 (my "wonderful year") and "for my services to Theoretical Physics." After British solar eclipse expeditions in 1919 confirmed that light rays from distant stars were deflected by the gravity of the Sun in the amount I had predicted in my theory of relativity, I became world-famous, an unusual achievement for a scientist. The London Times ran the headline on 7 November 1919 "Revolution in science - New theory of the Universe - Newtonian ideas overthrown". In my later years, my fame perhaps exceeded that of any other scientist in history. In American popular culture, my name has become synonymous with great intelligence and genius. |
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Aug 4 2006, 03:32 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
It'd be funny if someone actually went up to a person and said all of that.
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airam KNOCK KNOCK Jul 24 2006, 06:38 PM
Jeng ghey, you expect me to read that bio of him.heheh Jul 24 2006, 06:39 PM airam ^LOL Jul 24 2006, 09:38 PM UHH what was so lame
i laughed
lmao xD Jul 24 2006, 09:39 PM
Smoogrish QUOTE(UHH @ Jul 24 2006, 10:39 PM) what w... Aug 10 2006, 03:44 PM just_rissa It was aight. Aug 3 2006, 11:16 PM Arjuna Capulong Ha ha. I thought it wasn't half bad at all.
T... Aug 3 2006, 11:18 PM _sarcastic_ hehe. it was alright Aug 4 2006, 09:55 AM viola_winnie lmao=)) Aug 4 2006, 10:18 AM airam QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 4 2006, 4:32 PM... Aug 4 2006, 05:30 PM sophie_rawr Hahh, it was okay.
I stopped reading after I saw t... Aug 4 2006, 04:16 PM yrrnotelekktric ^oh shit. so she memorized
that whole piece? Aug 7 2006, 02:54 AM tic tac. I.. don't get it. Aug 7 2006, 04:08 AM archana HAHA XD good one. actually creative.
.. LOL. Aug 7 2006, 12:18 PM magicfann haha. you're a f4g Aug 7 2006, 06:35 PM Spiritual Winged Aura ^
you're f**king stupid. iswear.
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hah... Aug 7 2006, 08:47 PM magicfann QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Aug 7 2006, 9... Aug 8 2006, 09:55 AM ldyxluvable ahah smart/dumb Dec 30 2006, 05:32 PM |
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